"Actually, the transport van is right where you want them," Kellerman replies, all business now. Kim can't grasp why it might be easier to kill two people in one enclosed vehicle, so Kellerman lays it out for him using small words: "You want help? I want my job back." He wants only Caroline to be the boss of him. Kim's not having it, and as he gets ready to click off, Kellerman points out, "You think Burrows and Scofield are a threat to this administration, I know everything Caroline Reynolds has ever done. Everything. Before you panic: all I am asking is to be allowed to finish the job that I started. To prove to the president -- and to you -- that I am still an asset to this administration."

Colonel Kurtz rips off a sheet of paper with the note "PLAN?" and Kim snarkily asks if Kellerman's got one of those. It turns out an old pal of Kellerman's is in the Illinois Department of Corrections, and that one guy on the inside is all Kellerman will need to be in the right place at the right time. "Those brothers get in the van, it'll be the last thing they ever do," he cockily predicts. Kim stares at the phone, torn between his own self-preservation instincts and his total unwillingness to let his workplace nemesis score one for the team.

When we get back from what would have been the commercial break, T-Bag is freshening up. On the floor, Denise is sacked out after what must have been a truly memorable five minutes. (Remember: T-Bag had been in prison a while.) And because she is so frumpy and plain and unconfident, she is, of course, wearing drab underwear. When she finally gets up off the floor, she purrs, "I have never done that before." T-Bag wipes the murdering-psycho expression off his face and replaces it with his Dixie Diamond-in-the-Rough Romantic, all, "I guess we were making up for lost time." And because Denise is a loser, we find out that she's accustomed to her trysts being with married men, adding, "Just because I'm plain doesn't mean I'm stupid... [men] only want me as something on the side." T-Bag slides over to her on a river of pure cheese: "Denise, the only side I'm interested in is your inside." Which, I suspect, he'll be seeing before this episode is out, given his proclivities. Anyway, Denise buttons up her USPS uniform and explains she has to get back to work. T-Bag promises to pick her up so they can sup together.