Private Practice

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DeAnn Welker: A- | 1549 USERS: B-
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Naomi's. Betsey and Maya play a game as Dell watches. Naomi comes up and talks to him. He says Betsey's fine as long as she's not with him. Naomi says Maya hates her too, and Betsey will come around. Dell says he's not the one with the drug habit or the one who blew up the house. Naomi's advice involves donuts. Dell says he lost someone, too, and went through trauma, too. Naomi reminds him twice that Betsey's seven. He knows. But does he, really?

Cooper and Violet discuss Hoarder Mom. Violet thinks it's okay for Cody to go home, but Cooper doesn't. And he tells Violet to hurry because -- as Charlotte walks up -- he says Charlotte's going to slice him for using one of her precious beds for someone who's not dying. Charlotte tells him to stop blaming her for everything; it's getting old. Cooper tells Violet that if Andrea (Hoarder Mom) doesn't start throwing stuff out the front door tomorrow, he's calling DCFS. He walks off. Charlotte asks Violet how long Cooper's going to keep punishing her, because she's about to stop forgiving and forgetting and get real nasty. A song starts singing "Caught in the middle," as Violet stands there looking puzzled.

Addison's balcony. Mark, Addison, Naomi, and Sam are having dinner as Mark raves about the view. Sloan Sloan comes out and makes sure from Addison that everything's going to be okay after the surgery. Mark ignores her and just keeps talking about the view, and how he wants to learn to surf. Sloan Sloan: "Whatever." Then she says goodnight, and Mark gives her a kiss on the cheek. Naomi tells him Sloan Sloan's not ready to be a mother, but Mark says he'll be there and he can handle it. He says he grew up when they all ran off to live on the beach. Naomi says that's crazy talk. Mark thinks he might move here and join the practice, since plastic surgery and L.A. go well together. Plus, Addison could raise the baby, since the two of them are good together. Sam laughs and then realizes Mark's serious and ... stops laughing. Mark says they all get him, since they're his old friends. He says this feels right. I can't say I disagree, actually. He'd have a bigger role here, and this show would be at least 500 times better.

Private Practice

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