Private Practice

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Parental Guidance

Addison's examining Sloan Sloan's baby, and showing her that the heartbeat's strong. She asks Sloan Sloan if anyone has talked to her about adoption, and Sloan Sloan thinks it's just like in Juno so Addison has to explain what adoption is to her. Sloan Sloan asks Addison not to tell Mark about this conversation, and Addison says she's her doctor so she can't. So Sloan Sloan wants to know more.

Cooper says they're breaking up. Charlotte tries to make it just a fight, but he says he's done. She says this is the problem: He won't man up and face stuff. He says that the problem is actually that she's a sex toy he found on the internet. She's just a trashy little girl who's trying to please her dead daddy, and he shouldn't have expected much from her. "My bad." Charlotte says he acts warm, cute, and cuddly, but he's the one who's heartless. He's a cold, miserable bastard who doesn't know a thing about forgiveness. He says she screwed another man and he forgave her. She says that was just sex, and she was talking about them, about love. He's supposed to love her. Um, what? She cheated on him and her defense is, "You were supposed to love me." He asks if she was ever planning on marrying him, and she says it doesn't matter now, does it. Well, it might, but if you don't reply, you won't really know. They're both idiots.

Hoarder Home. Andrea doesn't want them to come and take Cody. Violet says they don't want to, so if they can show DCFS they're fixing the problem, they'll do everything they can to keep him with her. Cody asks Andrea to throw some stuff out, and Violet asks if he can go to his room so the two of them can talk. Cody gives her a pep talk, telling her to listen to Violet because he knows she can do it. Violet picks up a garbage bag, but Andrea cries that she can't throw it out. Violet says this stuff isn't filling up the hole from divorce and losing her daughter, that this stuff isn't working anymore. Violet starts grilling Andrea about everything: the divorce, the deaths. Andrea says it's her fault for leaving him, because they wouldn't have been in the wreck if she hadn't left him. She starts crying and screaming and throwing stuff out the front door, just like Cooper said. Cody comes out while she's doing it and watches. Andrea says Maddy was only 4 1/2 and she made her go with her father because she felt guilty since he loved her and the kids, but she didn't want him. The social worker comes, and Andrea cries that they can't take him. Violet asks if she sees what she just did, throwing stuff out. The social worker walks in and Violet tells her they're just doing a little house cleaning. How profound.

Private Practice

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