Addison needs $480,000 and she needs it now. She wakes up a sleepy notChristopher with her excitement about needing half a million dollars. It is two weeks into their newly mature rules free boinking relationship. And good god why does this show always have to start with montages of the doctors' sex lives? What about the children? It's barely past baby bedtimes! Ack, forget the kids, what about the adults who are just trying to do their jobs and don't really want to recap naked doctors? Next on the nude rotation are Meg and Pete. And really Meg still smokes? Pete calls her on it, but it's just foreplay, and they roll back on top of each other. Now onto Cooper and Charlotte who are surprisingly... dressed. Weird. Cooper is charmingly chucking out all his condoms because they are going monogamous and getting HIV tests. Now we roll over to Sam and Naomi who are snuggling in bed when their daughter Maya walks in. She asks if they are getting back together and they smile wide and say yes. Hey wait, we didn't get to see Violet naked! What sort of crap montage is this?

Later in the office Sam recounts the moment to his coworkers as if for Maya the news was like Christmas and a puppy and Obama becoming president all rolled into one. Sam is already having doubts (obviously, this is Shondaland after all), because he hasn't sown enough wild oats. He wants some smoking hot thing like Meg (I was serious about the smoking part) jetting in and making him look good. Cooper is also having doubts. He is not sure about ridding his relationship of condoms. It may be too serious a move for him. Elsewhere in the office, Naomi is filling Violet in on all the details of her and Sam's reunion. Addison walks up to join the conversation and it is immediately awkward. Like whenever a coworker joins a private conversation. Addison tries to pretend she is still BFF with Naomi, but Naomi is coolly civil and Violet looks uncomfortable. In her new role as office manager, world-renowned double board certified neo natal surgeon Addison is calling a meeting. She can save the practice by coming up with $480,000. And they are going to make that much by opening an hour earlier, closing an hour later, and putting in a half day on Saturday. They can make half a million dollars just by doing that? Holy hockey my mother was right, I should have been a doctor. One question though about Addison's plan: they don't actually ever see patients. Is that going to put a wrench in the works? Everyone clears out of Addison's meeting because it is "Jenna's day." Who is Jenna and what is her day? Who knows! It's some Oceanside insider information that no one bothers to explain to Addison. Who sulks in response.