Back at the bar, Sam flirts bravely under Pete's watchful eye. At Charlotte's house, Cooper tells Charlotte that he told everyone about her and they just had to deal. Charlotte is pleasantly surprised that Violet didn't spill the beans on her career plans. She still doesn't tell Cooper, though.
SWAT finally shows up for his explanation. Addison sits him down and confesses that she cheated on her ex-husband with his best friend and then he cheated on her. So when SWAT said, "I love you," she went to a dark place, not a happy one. And Addison likes him a lot and all, but she is not in a place to say "I love you" back. But if SWAT (and his t-shirt) stick around, she might get there. And then she could boil his bunny. And do they have to play Belinda Carlisle? Do they? I guess they do. Addison cries and apologizes and SWAT kisses her. Ooh baby do you know what that's worth? Ooh Heaven is a place on earth.