Back on the mountain, dramatic music plays as Sam runs down the hill toward Addison and Ever. When he gets to the car, Addison and Ever are both awake and okay, but Addison's bleeding from the head. She says she's fine, though, but wants out of the car. Problem is it's wedged against the rock and she can't get out. She sort of freaks out about it, and she also can't fit out any of the windows. She holds Sam's hand and he whispers to her that if she can't get out, he can't leave since Jake's tubing will clog if it's not cleared out every 30 minutes, and he'll die. Ever's like, "What is it?" And Sam tells her it's nothing. Addison tells her they'll probably have to wait out the night here. Ever cries.
In a bar somewhere, Pete offers to buy a cute young thing a drink, but she already has one coming. Sheldon walks up and gives her a drink, apologizing for taking so long. Then he sees Pete and wonders why he's here. Pete says he's trying to have a little fun, just like Sheldon. The girl thanks "Shelly" for the drink and leaves. Sheldon is all "Right," when Pete tells him he is also single, and then he's like, "You and Violet?" Pete says he's not going there since tonight's about single women and booze. He says it's a big bar and starts to leave (also: a big city; go to a different bar, maybe?), but Sheldon calls him back and says maybe they could have been friends if it hadn't been for... that thing (Ha! Violet's a thing!) Pete won't talk about. Pete: "I doubt it."
Back at Oceanside, Bride can't believe Charlotte stuck a needle in Erection's erection, but he tells her it didn't hurt, since Charlotte froze it first. She says the next step is to insert a shunt, which Erection thinks sounds big. Charlotte says the only other option is to deglove the penis, which means making a circular incision around the glands, rolling back the skin, and squeezing out the blood. Cooper looks a little ill, but Bride loses it, and runs out with her hand over her mouth. She charges into the bathroom, where Violet's washing her hands. Bride drops her purse, and packets of Saltines fall out, then throws up in a stall. When she comes out, She picks up the Saltines, Violet asks her how long she's been pregnant. I think it's kind of a stretch to assume that anyone with Saltines is automatically pregnant -- especially because she could have had them to calm her nervous, wedding-day stomach -- but she was right, so I'll shut up.