Addison has an awkward, booze-filled lunch with her father and comments on the fact that they can't talk without said booze. He enjoyed seeing her office, and would like to see her house. She says no, and wonders if he liked more at the office than Violet's ass. Then he asks if she has any interesting cases. She tells him about the baby surgery inside the womb. He tries to tell her how to do it, but she makes it clear she already knows. But she lets him talk.
Naomi gets home what must be early and finds her daughter on the couch with a boy. She slowly says, "I... don't know who you are." And it's not totally clear who she's talking to, but she adds, "But you should leave," so we know it's the boy. He gets up, sheepishly says "Yes, ma'am," and goes. Maya tries to talk as Naomi counts slowly. Maya keeps interrupting, and Naomi says she's trying to calm herself down. Then she orders Maya to call her father and tell him to come here now and save her life. Ooh, dramatic. Will she really kill Maya? That would be... different.
Hairkerchief is in a session with both Charlotte and Violet (awkward!) explaining the sex problems at home. He's never interested right after they have a baby, but it's lasting longer this time. After a lot of Charlotte and Violet interrupting each other to ask her a lot of questions, Charlotte says it's the couvade, which has to do with his hormones mimicking hers. Violet wants to treat it with therapy, Charlotte would rather use supplements. Either way, it won't take long to get him back to his old self. Hairkerchief says she loves her husband and intimacy, but they have six kids already and can't use birth control. So shed like them to please keep the couvade going permanently. They fill Coop in, and Charlotte's okay with them not having sex, so he's a jerk to her about it and says he asked Violet to help and doesn't need Charlotte tossing around words like "oral" and "anal." Uh, Coop? You're the one tossing those words around. Violet thinks that a woman feeling something shouldn't have to keep herself from acting on it. Meaning, Violet wants to have sex with the Captain, and the woman can have sex, too. Cooper thinks they need to talk to Shimmon, and he'll be the one to do it since he's a man.
The Captain and Addison are back at the office; he's still talking about her surgery, and she's like, "I... yes." Because she wants him to shut up. She thanks him for lunch, but says she's busy and leaves him standing there. Where Violet's ass happens to be in his line of sight again. They introduce themselves and she seems to like calling him "Captain." It's dumb.