Private Practice

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Naomi's. Dell, Maya, Betsey, and Naomi are at breakfast, and Naomi wonders why they're eating in silence yet again. Maya asks to be excused, and Naomi asks her to tell her what's going on. Betsey asks to be excused, too, and Naomi lets them both go. Naomi tells Dell that at least he knows why his isn't speaking to him. He says he didn't kill Heather, and he's going to say it to Betsey because she has to grow up at some point. Naomi reminds him again that she's seven, but he says he can't keep feeling like the enemy. Naomi tells him that maybe Betsey just needs an apology, but Dell says he did the right thing since Heather's face was burned off from getting high. Naomi says she's been really gentle, but she's not going to anymore, so she tells him the truth, which is that she thinks he made the wrong decision, that he should have let Betsey say goodbye to her mother, that Pete was right, and that he owes Pete an apology, and Betsey too. She says she would be pissed if she were Betsey, at 7 or 37.

Addison's there when Sloan Sloan wakes up from surgery. She tells Sloan Sloan she and the baby are fine, but Sloan Sloan wants her mommy. She cries that she doesn't want her dad or the baby; she just wants to go home and have her life back. Addison and Pete sip coffee on a park bench, as he says he's exhausted from Lucas being awake all night. Addison says, "See, that's what I'm talking about: You're a wreck." Pete's all, "That's what you were talking about? To who?" But it was just in her head. Then she makes it about herself, of course, and talks about Sloan Sloan, who hasn't even been counseled or thought about adoption. Addison thinks it's her responsibility to give her her options, but Mark really wants her to have the baby. Pete doesn't think there's a debate: It's her responsibility to counsel her. Addison tells Pete that when she was with Mark, she got pregnant and decided not to keep it, even though he really wanted to. Pete says one thing can't inform the other, and she has to give Sloan Sloan the options. Then he tells her he's sorry; that sounds awful. And they snuggle on the bench, which I think is weird for colleagues to do.

Sloan Sloan's hospital room. Mark's holding her hand when Sam comes in, and luckily she's asleep so that Sam can lecture Mark about how whatever's going on with Mark isn't as bad as what's going on with Addison. Sam says he's not going to let Addison be Mark's landing pad. Mark wonders why Sam cares (he asks it twice), which is a stupid question, because they are all supposed to be friends, right? Sam keeps it mysterious, though (and stupid), by saying, "I just care." Oceanside. Charlotte finds Cooper to tell him she isn't sure when she'll be home since she has a staff meeting, to which he replies, "You lied." The natural response, of course. He says he just wants to know why, and she says she told him she doesn't want to go there. He asks if she was ever going to marry him, so she drags him into a room and shuts the door. We just hear their muffled screams.

Private Practice

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