MONDO EXTRAS

And we're at the ball. Megan walks in on Marco's arm wearing a flowing yellow Cinderella dress. Marco advises her to glide rather than walk. Hot neighbor walks up and says she's lookin' fine. Megan starts thanking him but then her eye falls on a tall blonde socialite-looking lady across the room and she looks stricken. Hot Neighbor notices and asks if she knows that woman. "Sort of. She's my sister." Ohhhh shit! As the chick in question notices Megan, we go to commercial. The suspense is killing me!

When we return, Lily comes over to Megan just as Hot Neighbor is like, "I didn't know you had a sister." Lily counters with, "I'm not surprised. She likes to pretend I don't exist." A veritable bitchfight ensues as Lily discovers that Megan's not just visiting but has moved here. A typical rant about how Megan avoids her, doesn't call and is generally a total bitch. Rose walks up, discovers that this is the famous Lily and starts trying to reconcile the two, blathering on about how she knows Lily stole Megan's boyfriend but that they can work through it. Will interjects with surprise, "Wait, you have a boyfriend?"

Fuming, Megan storms off and bellies up to the bar to vent. The bartender's like, I take that to mean you want a double. Drink in hand, Megan spies Sage at a table with two other rich bitch looking teenagers. She overhears them talking about the photo shoot. One of the girls implies that the reason the shoot fell apart is that perhaps Rose and Sage aren't pretty enough. Megan strides up, taps Sage on the shoulder and is all, I just wanted to let you know that Annie wanted to reschedule your shoot. The girl's like, "Annie Leibowitz?" And Megan's like, "Obviously." She struts off, pleased that she saved face for Sage and runs into Charlie, who's coincidentally catering the event. She explains that her sister is at the party and rushes off. He calls after her that she looks really pretty.