Project Runway

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I Don't Wanna Grow Up... To Wear That

After the show, Heidi calls Jay, Amy, Jonathan, Seth Aaron, Jesse, and Janeane. The others have made it to the next challenge. Jonathan, Amy, and Janeane have the lowest scores. Fuck that noise -- I really liked what Jonathan and Amy did.

The losers leave the stage, while the winners get a talk. Jesse says that he skewed the a-line on his little girl dress for interest. Heidi says that she would have preferred the dress being straight. Michael likes the tailoring. Tory likes gray for little girls. Nina thinks that the little girl (who says that she likes her outfit) looks adorable, as well as the model.

Seth Aaron says that he tried to make his girl outfit comfortable. The little girl tells Heidi she likes what she's wearing, especially the purse. Michael thinks that the model's jacket is the best tailored object this season! Tory thinks that the little girl outfit is really original.

Heidi thinks that Jay really thought about his design. Michael finds both outfits chic, as does Tory. Nina thinks both looks are modern, urban and cool. Heidi tells the little girl that she did a fine job on the runway.

On to the losers, Janeane tells the judges that she wanted to make something comfortable. Nina doesn't like that it's so simple. Heidi thinks that the whole combination is horrible and that it looks like a cheap mall outfit. She assures the little girl that it has nothing to do with her. Tory liked the leggings, but not the little girl top. Michael thinks that nothing about the model's coat is polished.

Heidi thinks that Jonathan's little girl outfit looks uncomfortable. The little girl says that the bolero is pushing into her skin. Nina thinks that, unlike Janeane, he has OVER-designed his look. Jonathan acknowledges that he was taking a risk. Michael, with his usual hyperbolic flair, says that his model looks like she got caught in a tornado of toilet paper. This makes his model and Amy giggle. Sorry, I still like it. I like toilet paper too. Life would suck without it.

Michael lets loose on Amy. He thinks the little girl looked like she grabbed what she could in a burning house. He thinks that the pants are a train wreck. Nina finds the entire effect confusing and weird. Heidi says that it's "hideous." Fuck them, Amy. Seriously, this is making me mad and I don't know why. The little girl says that she actually likes the outfit she's wearing. Michael asks her which piece she prefers and she says the sweater. He asks if she would wear everything from the outfit together and she replies that she would trust Amy's fashion sense. How freaking cute is that? Tory doesn't like the color palette. Amy replies that she doesn't find it unappealing, yet she's aware that it's a "different" color combo. That's so diplomatic.

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