Project Runway

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Jeff Long: A- | 1197 USERS: B-
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I Don't Wanna Grow Up... To Wear That

Tim enters and tells everyone that he's not there to fuck their worlds. He's just looking at their work. He starts with Jonathan and says that he loves what he has done. He believes that Jonathan's looks will grab attention. Tim warns Janeane that she's using Halloween colors, which surprises her because she hates Halloween. Amy tells Tim that she's going to use the petal shapes that she used for her little girl skirt to make loose-fitting pants. Tim says that she will either stop the show or join the circus. She says that she's aware that she's taking a risk and Tim says that he's glad to see it. It's better than playing it safe. I agree, though, to hearken back to my earlier point, when someone takes a risk that fails, they usually say something about losing their vision, right? I just wish they would give some credit to the less sexy attributes, like consistency and precision. Not everything comes to you in a dream of fire. Seth Aaron shows his stuff to Tim and adds that his daughter had a handbag collection of 200 bags when she was 8. That's vulgar. Tim tells everyone that he is "profoundly wowed" by their work.

All the models enter for a fitting. Solemn Sylvie says that she likes the look that Ben created, but she doesn't smile. The girls are jumping around like crazy people. Jonathan says that his little girl made him so nervous that he started smelling bad. That's biology's defense mechanism at work. Emilio says that he's nervous but he never lets them see him sweat! Janeane says that she just wants to get through this challenge.

The next day, everyone is slamming to finish. Janeane is worried about finishing in time, especially with kids running around for part of that time. Amy says she's going to be in either the top three or the bottom three. Jesse says that her pants are "really designed" and he's not sure how they'll go over with the judges. Amy says that she's there to stand out. Tim comes in and reminds everyone to accessorize. He sends in the models. Jonathan likens the workroom full of little girls to "Romper Room on acid." Someone tells Anthony this weird story about her dog being 77 and also her older sister. I get it, but kids are so weird. Anthony asks if they have an "off switch." Hair and make-up happens. Jesse says that he thinks Janeane may have problems, because her look is simple. Jonathan says that his plan has been to play it safe until around now in the competition, at which point he would start showing the big tricks. Emilio interviews that he's less than 100% confident, which is an oddity for him. But, he thinks a lot of the others over-designed. He says that Jonathan's companion piece "just went to a whole other place." Tim comes in to bring everyone to the runway. Jesse says that this runway show could be either a joke or genius.

Project Runway

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