Project Runway
Project Runway

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Jeff Long: C | 606 USERS: C+
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Teaching With Hate

Afterwards, Other Michael, April and Gretchen are called. They are all safe. Backstage, Other Michael says he thought he was going home for making a cocktail dress. April and Gretchen just sort of stare at him and nod. Then, Gretchen says that she thought her look was modern and inspired. Other Michael agrees with her then interviews that he was totally lying.

The judges begin with Valerie. They think that she made a jacket over a jacket. Michael thinks it has no impact. Nina thinks that she uses too many pleats and zippers. January and Michael love Christopher's dress. Michael isn't wild about the shrug, but acknowledges that the dress is hard to match with outerwear. Heidi thinks that the shrug looks like a dirty rug.

Cute Michael says that he was trying to make something modern. Michael thinks it's schizo. He says that the idea that Cute Michael would think that his top is American sportswear is insulting. Yeah, you see, Michael Kors, me talking about your fat orange head is insulting. Creating a top that you're defending with obvious conviction is not insulting. Don't even start, January. She says it looks sloppy and I say they can ALL eat raisins and choke.

Heidi comments on Mondo's outfit and he says that his roommates were asking him to tap dance earlier. They all think that, though it's loud, Jackie would totally wear this. Nina thinks it's fun and clever. January thinks that he looks great with his model. Weird. Michael thinks that Ivy's look is elegant. He finds the unique tailoring of the jacket interesting. Heidi thinks there may be too much design in the top. They all like it better without the coat. Heidi wants to laugh at Andy's pants. He seems really offended, which kind of makes me happy. January doesn't think the look is American. Michael is still offended. He thinks it's part MC Hammer, part Beverly Hillbillies. Nina calls it a train wreck.

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