Project Runway
Project Runway

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What a Riot

Christopher is having issues with his sewing machine. He interviews that he's feeling really nervous. Andrea says that she thinks Dmitry has the face of a killer, I mean actor. He says he used to be a professional ballroom assassin dancer. Buffy looks at Lantie's work and interviews that she finds it tacky. She says that she actually likes tacky stuff, but this looks cheap too.

Tim enters and comments on how quiet the room is. He talks to Melissa who tells him that her companion piece will comparatively show more skin. Tim is intrigued. Buffy's look is over the top and Dmitry thinks it looks like diarrhea. He really hates her. I bet it's because she's half-Australian. Kooan's look confounds Tim and they really don't communicate well with each other. Tim doesn't like Fabio's companion piece. Gunnar tells Tim that his audience is older Southern women. Lantie hasn't made a lot of decisions. Tim tells Elena to commit to her decisions. Ven does apparently intimidate some of the other designers. Andrea tells Tim that she's going to go with something young and short for the companion piece.

Christopher explains his sewing machine woes but Tim says that he has the potential to have a real "wow" moment. He interviews that he wanted to kiss Tim but that would be crazy. I actually believe that he's sending Tim a lot of sexy vibes right now. OH MY, might Tim get laid? He leaves before that can happen.

With three hours remaining in the day, everyone is working. Dmitry says that Melissa looks like a groupie? All she needs is a guitar? I'm just telling you what he said. Beatrice is having a lot of problems sewing. In the sewing room, Christopher mimic Tim saying "Time's up" and Gunnar declares that he doesn't want to think about Tim saying that. Whatever, brat. So, Christopher mimics Gunnar's little whiny bossy thing and everyone laughs. Gunnar tells him to shut his fucking mouth and that it gets meaner as it goes. Yeah, I'd be really afraid. Christopher, who seriously is giving a lot of good face and lines and we're only in the premiere, says that Gunnar should be on Toddlers &Tiaras. Heh.

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