Heidi tells us that Kristin, who we see making her way through a New York train station, makes a lot of mistakes but they're "good mistakes." Wow. It has come to this. I'm thinking that maybe Heidi is annoying the hell out of me right now and this season is approximately one minute old. I just don't believe her. Do you believe her? I'm sick of not believing shit. BE BELIEVABLE. I understand that everyone has their job and needs money and not everyone is the creative center, but I believe that Heidi Klum Seal should fucking ENGAGE a little more with this shit instead of just reciting. Everybody has to be feeling that a little now, right? Heidi no more thinks about Kristin's mistakes being "good mistakes" than she thinks about covalent bonds and for what their electronegativity is a metaphor. I don't think about covalent bond either (a LOT. I mean, I'm not a savage), but I think about the freaking designers on HER show. She should seem a little more schooled on them as well. I don't believe a word she's saying right now. But, seriously, write me if you want to talk about covalent bonds. And, by "covalent bonds," I mean Scissor Sisters or Chris Adrian. Or, Angelina Jolie in Salt. Because, that shit changed the world, folks.
Here's some sort of Goth dude on a ferry near the Statue of Liberty. That's completely contrived unless he lives on Staten Island. I can't imagine why he would need to take that ferry. Tim VO's that he was blown away by Mondo at the auditions, but we'll see how he fares in front of the judges. His name is Mondo. Here's McKell, a dreadlocked chick riding an escalator. Heidi VO's that she has a baby, so she must really want this a lot.
A really cute guy and girl walk by with no introduction. Then, Tim VO's for some other girl that she (Gretchen) is talented and confident. And, Heidi VO's that Christopher designs upscale, elegant stuff. And, she says he's cute, though I'm confident she has not yet laid eyes on him as she says this. That said, Christopher is indeed cute, though perhaps a tad too tweezed. Relax boys, we're gonna love you. A couple more guys walk by as Tim VO's that, because this is such a talented group, they're going to have to "keep them on their toes." I honestly don't believe Tim either just then. We're being lied to. Heidi says that things are going to be tough around there.