Project Runway
Project Runway

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Jeff Long: B+ | 635 USERS: C+
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Kayne of Many Colors's dress is next. From the front, it's a plain black jersey dress with mid-length sleeves and a high neckline. From the back, it's backless with white ribbon and netting. It makes the middle of her back look like a trampoline, which seems horrific. KoMC says that he feels fine about his dress having barely any white in it.

Next up is Camilla in Laura's dress. It's cute. It's a minidress with cap sleeves, with a fair amount of décolletage. The fabric is black lace on white and, at the bottom of the dress, feathers are attached. There aren't enough feathers to change the silhouette, just enough to create the desired effect. Laura says it's very Josephine Baker -- 1920s. Okay. I'll take her word for that.

Michael's is next. It's a white jersey dress that fits loosely at the shoulders, so one of the straps is off the shoulder. It's really fitted throughout, and there's a thick black belt at the waist. The belt has some flowers glued to it. Sounds like somebody picked up a thing or three from our girl Angela. The styling is really good. Nazri looks a little like Beyoncé, with big dramatic hair and huge earrings. Michael thinks his dress is good, because he made the only white one.

Here we have Jeffrey's wreck -- I mean, "outfit." It's a mixture of Hee Haw and Flashdance. The top is a white, off-the-shoulder ruffle blouse, with some sort of tank top beneath it. It's matched with a micro-mini black-and-white checkered skirt. And thigh-high black leather leggings. She looks like she'd be a huge hit at a cocktail party. Minus the "tail." Jeffrey thinks it's a very sexy, hip outfit.

Uli's dress is next. It's a short, strapless dress. Except she also has sleeves that are flow-y and extend the length of the dress. Plus, there's that big tumor-looking necklace. I know it's an interesting silhouette, but I think this dress is busted.

Javi comes out in Vincent's dress. It is far too small for her. It looks trashy, but with kind of matronly sewing on it. Weird. Plus, the scarf thing he made is like twice the size of the dress. It's all weird. Vincent acknowledges the wrongness of it all.

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