Project Runway
Project Runway

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Jeff Long: A- | 736 USERS: B-
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Nora is still in the hallway, and she has LOST HER MIND. It seems that we were actually present for the conversation that created this explosion. I had assumed that they edited the part where Kevin tied her shoelaces together or something. No. Nora is mad because Kevin "has been in and out and he's been fumbling over things and just kind of, like, being very strange to me. And, I really think he's [bleep]ing with me. I have my eye on him." Oh my god. ParaNora then enters the Workshop and apologizes to Kevin. Then, she starts obsessing over the missing pattern piece. She chatters that she thinks it was stolen. Everyone hears her and is immediately annoyed. Kara Saun points out (in an interview) that people always think that something was stolen, instead of the more likely possibility that they've misplaced whatever it is. In the Workshop, Vanessa whispers to the others that she doesn't think anyone is stealing. In an interview, she likens the scene to "being in a total nut farm."

Vanessa interviews that she "responded to the stealing of the pattern by singing." That is an understatement. She starts play air pipe organ and screeching an impromptu song or incantation, I'm not sure. As a nod to Sarah Hudson's own awful song, Vanessa warbles something about Nora's being "on the verge of a nervous breakdown." She's SCREAMING. It's actually quite a display. She ends with "I can sew," which she holds an ear-piercingly long time, and then exits the Workshop. At this point, Jay warns, "Bitch is gonna get stabbed." They grow 'em funny in Whereversville, Pennsylvania. Nora interviews that she thinks Vanessa's singing was rude: "If you were in this situation, you would not want to hear a Broadway show about it." I wondered what show that song was from! Kara Saun replies that if she had been in that situation, she would have made the piece again instead of accusing everyone of stealing it. Nora totally loses her mind over this observation and says that she didn't accuse anyone of stealing it. It starts with a huffy "If I had accused you, you would have heard the words coming from my mouth." Uh, we did, Nora. Then, she absolutely dissolves and starts crying and mumbling: "I just don't know why Kara Saun had to say that to me!" She's totally Sally Field right now, down to her brown football-helmet hair. By the end of it, everyone -- including Kara Saun -- is trying to calm Nora down. Austin interviews that Nora did accuse them all of stealing the pattern, and Kara Saun simply called her on it. Jay is fanning Nora with a cardboard box, and Robert is trying to talk her off of her ledge. Alexandra asks them to not talk about her like she's not there! Just kidding. She doesn't say anything at all.

Project Runway

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