Project Runway

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Jeff Long: B | 665 USERS: B-
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Janeane's model does this like French militaristic pose behind the scrim before appearing on the runway. This dress is pretty cute. It's fitted at the waist with spaghetti straps. There are white petal-like pieces of fabric spilling over the top of the bust. The skirt falls below the knee and there is a white skirt that peeks out below the red. The dress is shorter in the front than in the back. There's sort of a decaying, Victorian glamour to this dress that I like. Janeane says that she likes her dress in a way that makes me think that she thinks that she's out.

Oh my goodness, Rose twirls behind that scrim like RuPaul has threatened her life. The dress is cute. It's sleeveless with a black skirt. The bodice is red and shaped like a wrap, with criss-crossing bands of Campbell's branding, which, much like Anthony's dress, flatters Rose's figure. There were so many commas in that last sentence. They'd just been sitting in my fridge and I didn't want them to go bad. Seth Aaron giggles about how much Rose worked it. He thinks that he got the job done.

After the show, Heidi calls Mila, Maya, Anna, Amy, Jesse, and Jesus. Everyone else is safe. They leave the runway. The models come out to join the designers. Mila says that she gravitated towards the star on the Campbell's brand. Georgina found it fun, yet classic. To her, that's a very difficult combination to achieve. Nina loves how Mila incorporated the branding. She goes further to say that the star was brilliant. Heidi says that the dress isn't one that every woman could pull off, but Mila's model pulls it off very well. Michael agrees. He feels that her model wore the dress like she was rocking it and whatnot.

Jesse says that he was trying to create something that "worked with her body." Now, you see, Lifetime. I'm not sure that these women who have fought off death really need this sort of punishment. To have to stand there while some bratty fucking Disney actor talks about your body working. EFFFFF that. He says that he wanted to cinch the waist and fill the bust. Heidi says that it's a sweet dress, but it doesn't stand out. Michael thinks that it looks a little costume-y, as if she's a majorette. Jesse would be so lucky to have made a freaking majorette outfit. At least that would have a little drama. Nina doesn't think that his use of the branding was very interesting at all. Michael nails that the little flower of fabric that Jesse placed on the lapel of the jacket is like "some sort of strange corsage." Nina looks at her notecard to find out the name of Jesse's model and asks "Jennifer" if she would have a problem taking her jacket off. She wouldn't, though she looks scared to death. Georgina thinks that the white waistband is not flattering on anyone. Nina thinks that the neckline is beautiful and frames her face well. Michael thinks the fabric should have been crepe or something else that moves well and doesn't shine so much. That's it! Kors nailed that. It's too shiny, by a thousand.

Project Runway

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