Keith loves his dog, Morgan. She's so exotic that she doesn't need anything more than a collar and chain. So sayeth Keith. "Please don't make me make something stupid for Morgan," he whines. Jesus, this guy. It's a fucking competition, man. It's like competing in the rings in gymnastics and saying, "Actually, I just feel like doing a soft shoe right now. Please don't make me do the stupid rings." No one made you enter the rings competition in the first place. Go on So You Think You Can Dance if you want to do a soft shoe! You know, Keith, you want these people to give you money to start a business. After that, you never have to make another puppy outfit as long as you live. In the meantime, suck it up. One of the mannequins is like, "Bitch doesn't want to make puppy gear? I'll take his place! I could use a Saturn... get the hell out of here."

Vincent sings to his dog about how he's a good boy as he is putting a little crown on his head. We hear the dog growl. Good judge of character, that dog. Katie's dog is one of the cutest things I've ever seen in my life. Seriously, this show is awakening something in me. I think I have to get a dog.

The designers go to Mood (without the dogs). Alison interviews that she knew exactly what she wanted. I guess her speaking voice is a kind of love-it-or-hate-it thing. I think I love it. It's kind of dreamy. And with her little touch of a lisp, it's youthful yet sophisticated. Uli gets a print, which isn't really a big surprise. I think Uli's sweet, but so far I'm not that jazzed by her work. Not that it's bad -- just not my taste.

Kayne of Many Colors grabs this really dramatic Missoni fabric. He shows Robert and Laura. Robert, in turn, shows a pink tweed fabric that he has gotten for himself that is "Jackie Kennedy and Barbie all rolled into one." Laura replies, "God, mine's so tasteful compared to you guys." Robert says to her, "Oh Laura, always mistaking taste and style." Now, it seems like good-natured ribbing, but I think the production wants us to believe it's more confrontational, because they show us an interview with Kayne of Many Colors where he says that Laura's taste is vanilla and his is Rocky Road.