Project Runway
Project Runway

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Jeff Long: C+ | 1215 USERS: B-
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The designers will randomly be chosen from the button bag, and they will in turn choose their models. So, here's another thing. You know that the thinnest ladies are going to go first. Doesn't all of this seem unnecessary? This kind of drama doesn't have much to do with finding America's next big fashion designer. Michael gets to choose first, since he won the last challenge. So he chooses Teresa, Robert's skinny sister. I didn't even break down the fourth wall to predict that one because it was so freaking obviously going to happen. She is a cute girl, though.

Heidi chooses the next button, and it's Laura's. She chooses Pam, Jeffrey's mom. "Just to torture Jeff, " she says. I thought that's what this whole challenge was. Vincent's next, and he chooses Uli's mom, Heidi. She's so adorable. Angela chooses Laura's mom, Lorraine. Kayne of Many Colors chooses Michael's mom, Pamela. Uli chooses Judy of Many Colors, about which Kayne whispers, "Good choice." Angela looks nervous, and presumably it's because her mom hasn't been chosen. See what I mean? This is so gross. Robert chooses Vincent's sister, Patricia. That leaves Darlene, Angela's mom. And Jeffrey. Jeffrey and Angela's mom. I don't think this is going to work out well (no fourth wall -- I actually know it's not going to work out well). Jeffrey interviews that he got Angela's mom "because God got drunk today. That's what I think." Jeffrey feels a lot of divine influence in regards to his participation on this show. If God let you get that moronic design tattooed across your neck, He's not paying much attention to how you do on the dress-up show. Got it? Jeffrey good-naturedly tells Darlene that she's going to have fun, and in response she whispers, "Thanks."

Heidi leaves the runway with the models, telling the designers that Tim will fill them in on the details of the challenge when they are back in the workroom. In the workroom, the models have apparently been released again, and they get a little face time with their family members. Everybody's hugging and talking excitedly. Uli and her mom are crying because, as Uli tells us in an interview, they haven't seen each other in a year. It's very sweet. They seem close.

Project Runway

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