Who always wows you?
CS: I don't know! Who's going to be fabulous?
TWoP: Or who's awful? Who's boring?
CS: I know, who's trannie? God, who am I excited for? I mean, I guess everybody's going to be there, isn't that fabulous? I'm excited to see all the leading ladies.
TWoP: Are you going to be mean?
CS: No, I have to be really nice. I have to be nice, but I am doing "Best and Worst Dressed" with E!, so that'll be really good. I'm gonna dish.
TWoP: So what are your favorite shows? Besides Top Model?
CS: [Across the room, to his boyfriend.] What are my favorite shows?
Christian's Boyfriend: You like 30 Rock.
CS: I do like 30 Rock. I like that show, it's really funny. And, you know, I was a really big Project Runway fan, and I watch a lot of the Bravo shows, really I do. Top Chef I always got into, Top Model's great, I watched Grey's Anatomy so much, and Desperate Housewives I was really into, Brothers & Sisters I watch.
TWoP: How do you feel about Private Practice?
CS: Private Practice I don't love as much. What's really hot right now? Ooh! I like Dancing With the Stars, I know that's corny.
TWoP: Gossip Girl is probably the biggest thing.
CS: And you know what? I don't love love Gossip Girl, but I like them. I like the people, the characters.
TWoP: Ed Westwick is dreamy.
CS: Yeah! Like, they're all gorgeous and fabulous, but then it's like, the show's not really that good.
TWoP: No, it's not. I don't get that show.
CS: But you know I'd make a cameo.
TWoP: Me too! I'll put that out there for you.
CS: Oh, and I like all those stupid Love shows. And even though those girls on The Hills pluck my nerves, that show is addicting. And gross. Absolutely. [In a high-pitched Hills voice] Love you, Lauren! Please put that in there.
TWoP: Try and stop me! So, we need to talk about Eloise in Paris. Can you dish on Uma?
CS: Dish! Uma! She's super fierce. She's kind of a diva.
CS: No. I haven't really worked with her yet. The movie's going to be starting right after Fashion Week, so that's when it'll really be crunch time. But it's really exciting. I think it's really going to be amazing. It's going to be a big movie, I think.
TWoP: Were you a fan of the book when you were a kid?
CS: Not really. My mother was, obviously. I mean, it is my generation, but really it's older. I think I was just a little young for it, but I love the storyline, I think it's amazing. I think it's going to be a fabulous movie, it really is. Gorgeous, just gorgeous. The scenery is beautiful. We're shooting in Paris, Barcelona, London, ah! It's fabulous.
TWoP: And lastly, are there any fashion disasters in the tabloids that you just wanna take and fix?
CS: I just did this thing with People magazine, and let me tell you. Serious here. I am over the denim mini-skirt. That's what I'm over. Cameron Diaz was wearing one and Mariah Carey, and Mariah had a dress shirt tied at the waist with belly and an ombre denim skirt. Like, Mariah! We love her. But she needs help.
TWoP: She does need help. Well, she thinks she's like 13.
CS: I love it. She is. She's like, "I'm 12 and I just sing 'Always Be My Baby'!" or whatever.
TWoP: Rainbows! Butterflies!
TWoP: Anything else going on that you'd like to tell the Internet about?
CS: What else is going on? Hmm, what do I wanna leak? Oh! You have to watch the VMAs because I will be styling a leading lady performing.
TWoP: OK, well thanks, Christian!
CS: Thanks! Bye!