Next, we get a little background on Chris. He tells us that he's a lot older than most of the other designers, and has never had any formal fashion training. One of the mannequins whispers, "We still love you." When he was in fourth grade, his mother was hemming his pants. He didn't appreciate her handiwork, apparently, so he "pushed her out of the way and said, 'Let me at that sewing machine.'" He's good at pants. "Yay! Pants!" he exclaims in the workroom. You see, Chris believes that pants are "two big sleeves sewn together." They're not that hard.
Rami, hereafter known as Big Show-Off, informs us that he has never made menswear, but he thinks he might be able to drape a pair of slacks. He makes a mock-up with muslin, and we see him trying them on. They look perfect. Sweet P compliments them, and he reminds everyone that HIS pants were not traced off a pattern "like some others did." His were draped, and everyone better recognize. …I'm not really going to refer to him as Big Show-Off hereafter. That was just for the purposes of this paragraph.
Tim enters with an announcement: he's sending in the models. Everyone will have an hour with them. Then, the gates of heaven open, and out walk some hot-ass male models. I'd just like to disclaim that I don't think these models are hot-ass just because they're male. But I mean, SERIOUSLY, these dudes are smoking! And it's just begun. You know they have to take some clothes off.
Everyone is kind of a-titter. Rami interviews that the guys were "good-looking," so some of the "girls" were excited. Some of the guys are excited too, he adds. Has he met the other designers? His emphases would suggest that he hasn't. Ricky is not impressed, apparently. He just barks at his model to take his clothes off, which seems a little rude. Oh my God, the bodies. Chris mentions that it was kind of "an exciting afternoon." I hate myself. I'm acting like a child right now.
Christian thinks his model is "very beautiful." Kevin reminds us that he's the only straight guy there, so he wasn't impressed with the STUD that was his model. …Seriously, I'm going to kill myself when all of this is over -- I can't stop, though. So pretty.
Steven says that he finally gets why straight guys are impressed that he gets to spend time with gorgeous undressed women. Great point. Makes me hate myself even a little more. I promise to start objectifying the lady models next week. I'm going to objectify them so bad.