Like Sybil, Vincent runs through several personalities when he's describing his design for Tara. He says that he wants her entrance onstage to make people go, "Oh my God... " At least, I think that's what he was saying. He may have just floated off into a memory of that time the couch told him to cut his hair.

Kayne of Many Colors becomes Kayne of Many Blurred Colors as he races through his love of Tara, pageants, his sisters, and his sisters in pageants. He explains a design that would elongate and frame her face, which he describes as "freakin' gorgeous." We're on the same page here. She's charmed.

Robert says that he wants to make her look like J.Lo at the Oscars. The look on Tara's face suggests that she translated that as, "Your ass is fat."

Angela sits down and tells Tara that she's going to ask a few questions because "I don't sketch." She asks Tara how she feels about "umpire" waist. Several things are wrong with this: 1) Umpires are perennial losers at the Miss Universe pageant; and 2) she's trying to use the high-falutin' pronunciation of "empire," which actually sounds like "ahm-peer," but failed. And what's the point? Everyone understands "empire" pronounced the typical way. I know like three people who use the fancy pronunciation, and they're assholes. ["Hey, my mom uses the fancy pr-- yeah, good point." -- Sars] ["Just kidding, Ma!" -- Sars] Angela clearly doesn't use that pronunciation normally; she's just trying to show off. And look what has happened, she's embarrassed herself and all of Major League Baseball. Let this be a lesson to us all. Tara is not into the waistline that Angela has suggested, whether it be umpire or fancy empire. Angela also pitches full-length gloves, which gets a big pooting no.

Tara chooses team leaders. She goes with Keith, Uli, Vincent... Vincent? Vincent apparently sold her by wanting to showcase her, instead of the dress. Laura is chosen because she thought about how the dress would look onstage. It kinda seems like everyone should be thinking about that, no? Malan's design is chosen for it's "curvy-lookin'" qualities. She was persuaded by Jeffrey's warrior dress. This little girl is full of surprises. Lastly, she chooses our Kayne of Many Colors. She loves that he's a "pageant freak."

Tara thanks everyone and makes her exit, while the team leaders have to choose their teammates. Tim chooses buttons from the velvet button bag. Laura chooses first and goes with Michael. Kayne of Many Colors says, "Oh, this is so hard," right before he chooses Robert. He was just saying that to make Angela think the decision to not work with her sorry ass was a hard one to make. He interviews that he would have chosen her had she not bothered him during their sketching period, but I find that kind of hard to believe, as he and Robert are OBVIOUSLY a match made in heaven. They'll be perfect. Suck it, Angela.