Uli has the high score from her face-off, Emilio from his and Anthony Ryan from his. The designers leave the stage while the judges confer. Jenny still doesn't like Anthony Ryan's capelet. It appears that Emilio and Joshua had very close scores. In fact, they won't even discuss Josh as a candidate for elimination.
The designers return to the stage. You know, all of this stuff was pretty good. Emilio is safe. The winner of the challenge is Anthony Ryan. Wow. I didn't expect that. He interviews that Ivy won't be giving him a 5 again anytime soon. Uli is in. Backstage, they point out that this is the third consecutive time that Ivy has been in the bottom. Joshua is safe. Laura Kathleen is... out. Ivy is stunned. Laura Kathleen goes backstage and says that she knew she'd get kicked off with a feather on her head. FEATHERS! She says that she's not sad because she has been given so much in life already. You know, if, say, I don't know, Jennifer Lawrence were to say that after she lost an Oscar race, I might believe it. Because, Jennifer Lawrence seems like a totally rad girl. When it comes out of Laura Kathleen's mouth it sounds an awful lot like, "Don't worry about me. I don't need this shit. I am RICH, Bitch." It just does. It sounds like that. I'm not making it up. Trying for just a moment to be generous, I suppose she could be acting from a place of insecurity. That seems like such an easy excuse though. Anyway, I hope she figures this stuff out.
Jeff Long is a writer/performer living in Brooklyn. He can be reached at email@example.com and followed on Twitter at @jblong.