Project Runway

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Jeff Long: B | 820 USERS: B-
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I Don't Want To Wear Legos

Mila says that she wanted to create something painterly. Michael doesn't find anything intriguing about the textile. He thinks it looks like some sort of Mexican gay flag. Also, he points out that the model was hobbled by the dress. Heidi appreciates that the dress was finished nicely, but she thinks it's from the '70s. Nina doesn't think that the print is blah. Vivienne doesn't think that the print goes with the dress.

Anthony tells the judges that he was trying to play around and stretch with his use of color and shape. Nina doesn't like the shrug. Anthony says that his original jacket was a failure. Michael tells him to stop explaining and Nina agrees that she wouldn't have known unless he said something. Sure, like his entertaining talk hasn't been what has kept him on the show to this point. I'm not trying to be rude, but come on. He should definitely NOT shut up. Vivienne thinks that the shape of the neckline is too sweet for the print that he created. Heidi feels like she's seen the same silhouette from him many times.

Seth Aaron says that he likes pop art. He says that his look totally represents him. Heidi compliments him for always staying true to himself. Michael thinks that it's impeccable and the pieces are all well done. Nina feels that the print is adorable.

Mila says that she tried to juxtapose the flat print with the architectural elements of her dress. Nina thinks that the print is brilliant. She compares it to electricity. However, along with the architectural elements of the dress plus the bold styling of the model, she worries that maybe there is too much going on in the look. Michael thinks that she looks like a romantic warrior. Vivienne likes the architectural elements of the look, because it gives her design dimension.

Jonathan explains that his print was to mimic watercolors. Michael hates the jacket. He names it a "disco straitjacket." He doesn't think it makes any sense. He hates the print too and likens it to a dirty tablecloth. Jonathan is not looking so pale right now. There's definite redness appearing in the face and neck areas. He says to refer to it as a dirty tablecloth is preposterous and Heidi raises her eyebrows like he just screamed or something. Seriously? The crazy stuff they say to these people who just busted their ASSES to make Mrs. Seal some money and she can't believe someone would defend themselves? Bitch, please. Michael responds that there is nothing compelling about the print and he cannot understand having an emotional attachment to it. Well, I don't want to get into who has emotions and who doesn't, but... I guess I just suggested that Michael Kors doesn't have emotions. Jonathan begins to put the jacket back on Cerri and Michael says it's so sad. Someone's husband would have to put the jacket back on at the end of the night. I seriously don't think that's all that crazy. Heidi laughs really loud, because she's apparently revealing herself as evil. Nina just burns holes in things with her eyes. Eyes that she bought somewhere, I bet. Or stole. She tells Jonathan that his look is a complete disaster. She says that the pleat in the back of the dress is "beyond upsetting." She's so smart. Instead of just insulting him, she's acting like he did something bad to her. She thinks it looks dirty and POOR. Shit, girl is pulling out some hard stuff now. Poor! Can you imagine? It's like being told that your writing is illiterate. Please don't anyone say that to me. Nina says that the print makes her sad and Jonathan points out that sadness is still an emotion. Eh, that's not really a good argument. Maybe your only argument, but still not that good. Michael says that he has seen clothes that evoke sadness, but they were beautiful. Jonathan says that he stands beside his design. It is more organic and different emotionally than the other designers, but he thinks that's OK. God, he sounds so upset right now. I really like Jonathan. He does that thing I like. You feel like you're just watching an artist trying to birth something when you watch him. He's not all about just scoring some face time on the boob tube or some bullshit. DON'T GO, JONATHAN.

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