Project Runway
Project Runway

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Jeff Long: B | 955 USERS: B-
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High Flying Fashion

Laura tells Tim that she's trying not to be boring or too classic. She adds that it feels different from anything she has sent down the runway before. Laura interviews that she feels good about her garment, but she liked her last one too, and that got "nailed on the runway." She's trying to learn from the judges and keep things "young and fresh."

Tim could use an Uli party dress right about now -- he almost tosses his croissants when he sees KoMC's concoction. Tim tells him that it's looking very "Elvis." KoMC responds, "Oh, I know. I know. Okay, I'm getting busy. Bye." Sort of brushes Tim off right there.

Michael reiterates his urban Hamptons aesthetic for Tim. He tells Tim that he's going to wear a regular t-shirt under his jacket, which "worries" Tim. So he changes his idea ON THE SPOT and decides to make a collared shirt. Now that, my friends, is listening to Tim Gunn. Heeding Kara Saun's advice -- I like it! Tim seems genuinely impressed. Michael interviews that he's running out of time and getting a bit nervous.

Tim tells Angela that her design looks "so junior." She seems shocked. Then, he adds that it looks like "Holly Hobbie." Sweet Jesus, the guy is good. Why does Tim know Holly Hobbie? By the way, are ya'll aware that Holly Hobbie is a total tart now? We’ve come a long way from the Pennsylvania Dutch Holly Hobbie of my youth. Angela says that she likes Holly Hobbie, so it's good that her jet-setter outfit looks like her. Not heeding Kara Saun's advice -- not good. He tells her to make it work and carry on.

As he's leaving, Tim tells everyone to carry on: "I'm carrying myself on." Okay, we need to give the phrases a rest for a little while, I think. When they start morphing into shit like that? Yeah, let's relax with the phrases for a little bit. Try "Hurry up." Or "Do something better." Or "Pull your shit together."

Vincent's modeling his outfit for himself. It's pants and a sleeveless t-shirt. Jeffrey interviews that Vincent's outfit belongs on Tool Time because it's drab and conservative. That shit doesn't even make sense. He repeats that KoMC's outfit is going to look "Liberace" and again, he's right. KoMC says that he thinks he has made a "for-sure winner." Different contest, but a winner.

Laura says that Angela is "clearly a talented designer. But anywhere she could stick a rosette, she did." Oh, no. Michael says that she had two big ones on each ass cheek, and he makes this suction sound that makes me think of the rosettes as suction cups. Like, she could climb the side of a skyscraper in her pants. They're cat-burglar pants.

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