Project Runway
Project Runway

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Jeff Long: B | 955 USERS: B-
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High Flying Fashion

Vincent is first. He has made a pair of black slacks and a gray v-neck sweater. It doesn't look bad, but it's super-simple. His hair is neatly combed to the side, though, and that's kind of cute. He reiterates that he has never created a menswear design before. Yeah, yeah. Vincent walks the runway like he's not sure where he is. I expect him to ask for a sandwich or something in a second.

Next is Jeffrey's outfit. It definitely seems rock-and-roll. The pants are pinstriped and super-slim. He's really good at those slim pants. I'm kind of indifferent to the bejeweled black t-shirt. It has a skull and crossbones on it, which is so completely overused. His jacket...I'm sure there may be some masterful tailoring or whatever going on, but it doesn't close in the front and almost seems too small for him. All I can think is, "Fat guy in a little coat!" Of course, aside from the neck, Jeffrey's not fat, but it's the same visual. There are all kinds of metal trinkets attached to the crotch of his -- whoa, I did not need to stare that closely at his crotch. Anyway, there's stuff there. Jeffrey's runway walk is fine until he reaches the end of the runway, where he stands arms akimbo like Molly Shannon. I'm expecting him to smell his pits. He interviews that he felt like a rock star.

Angela is next. Um, brown knee-high pants, with rosettes everywhere. Red satin top that's kind of shapeless and very young. I must reiterate that there are fleur chons everywhere. They've become like little cancers. The CK guy looks like he's wondering if he's having a practical joke played on him. Angela interviews that she was uncomfortable walking down the runway, but she's just concentrating on the positive. Which would be the pants, in her opinion. Things are not going well for her.

Laura's dress is next. It's a super-pale pink that almost seems flesh-toned on a redhead like Laura. It's a knee-length cocktail dress. The front is kind of halter-styled, with pleating along the straps. At the waist, the fabric wraps tightly and is tied in the back. She looks really lovely. Her hair is down and gorgeous. She seems really comfortable. She interviews that she hopes that she looks pregnant and not chubby (she looks pregnant). She feels that the execution of her garment was flawless.

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