Tim passes out Bitten dossiers that "Sarah Jessica has thoughtfully brought." I'm sure lugging those around was no fun at all. Poor thing. Why are they making me doubt my SJP? Jack says that in order to design for a mass market, you have to appeal to everyone. Unless, I suppose, you want a market for the masses full of unsold clothes. Which could be a thing. Christian says that he knew he wanted to make a dress and a "really creative" jacket. He doesn't want to imitate any of the shapes he has seen in the dossier.

Ricky's crying again. He says that he sucked during the first challenge and he really wants to prove himself. It's a shame he's not striving to be seen as a blubberhead; he'd feel really accomplished. I kinda have a soft spot for Ricky because of his circumstances when he was younger, and I hope he pulls it together, but I really can't deal with a crier all season. Right?

When time is up, Jack pitches to SJP first. The other designers applaud him when he is chosen. I really love how excited they all are about SJP's involvement in this challenge. It's like they're getting an audience with the Pope.

Jack presents his idea to SJP, and she tells him he did a nice job. He says, "Oh my God, it's my pleasure," and they giggle. So cute. Chris is next, and seems like he's about to hyperventilate when he's presenting. He interviews that he was very nervous to meet SJP; then we see him stumbling through his presentation. Finally, he stops and tells her how excited he is to meet her, and she graciously thanks him.

Elisa tells SJP she makes things that are "polymorphic." Parker seems stunned, which is amazing. She continues explaining the fairly complicated design, and it's unclear if SJP thinks that Elisa is crazy or "clever" like she says.

Sweet P tells SJP that, since Bitten doesn't have many skirts in its collection, she has designed a skirt. That is the kind of logic that could return to Bite her in the ass. Kevin also designs a skirt that is described as a "button story." As he's leaving, SJP extends her hand to shake his but he gets up and walks away. She shakes the air. It's awesome. Poor Kevin; I'm sure he was just nervous and didn't see her or whatever, but it was still kind of amazing.