Next is Austin's design. Yes, it's shriveled. But the guy innovated. And, on the runway, the color of the husks is quite beautiful. Of course, who can pay attention to the color, when the dress is actually falling apart on the runway. Oh well, good luck, Austin.

Next is Wendy's candy outfit. It's horrible. There's nothing there. There is less, in fact, than what she seemed to have had earlier. Really, it's like a Life Savers candy on a string and candy buttons on the model's nipples. Poor girl, you thought you were going to be all fancy on TV and then Wendy Pepper put a piece of candy on you and sent you out naked. In voice-over, we once again hear that Wendy is desperately hoping to win.

Next is Starr's dress. It looks as gaudy and disgusting as earlier. In voice-over, Starr says she didn't look at the judges' reactions.

Jay's girl comes out next. It's a fitted aluminum dress with a pink shawl. It rocks. I don't know how, with the snugness of the fit, he and the model kept from tearing the aluminum. Jay modestly notes that if the judges even "remotely have an eye for creativity," they won't send him home. Then, his outfit continues to rock as the model removes the shawl. It's just really cool. The dress is strapless. There is even a little fringe at the bottom of it. That's a lot of detail for freaking aluminum. Nina Garcia is a cipher as she looks on coldly.

Robert's design is next. He used mop heads for a really short skirt and flat bread for a corset with a boned look. The model's midriff is bare. I know that people say this about designers all of the time, but Robert really seems to love women and their shape. His design is all about making the model look hot. The model still has curlers in her hair. For me, it looks like they are saying she's so hot, she doesn't even have to finish her hair. Fine.

Stupid Morgan comes out next, and Kara Saun notes that Morgan is a terrific walker, which makes up for her lateness and tragic qualities. You're too forgiving, Kara Saun. Her design is awesome. Her painting of Morgan is really intricate and beautiful.

For Kevin's design, he created a short dress from a shower curtain. The interest of the dress is a bunching of shower curtain at the front of the neck. It resembles a cross between an overgrown corsage and an explosion. It's not great, but it seems original. Kevin looks on nervously from the sidelines.