Project Runway

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Jeff Long: B | 1201 USERS: B-
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I Thought Tablecloths Were For Magicians

Here's Jerry's rain coat. I understand that there's something very high fashion about this, but much like the personalities of the other designers this season, his design is joyless. Not to mention shapeless. Also, the model is styled with white boots and yellow gloves and it's all just a bit overwhelming. No one would ever really want to look like that. Jerry likes it though.

Wesley's design is next. It's a short yellow cocktail dress--it looks like it was made from the same tablecloth that Korto used. However, his has matching yellow, shiny pieces arranged across the bodice. He used plastic cups like Daniel, but yellow cups. Wesley's gonna have the stuff, I think.

Oh my. Here's Blayne's costume. It's a sort of showgirls outfit or something. It's essentially just a bodice. It's black and billowy and at the hoo-ha part, it's tattered and frayed. It's like her vagina got really pissed off at her outfit and just destroyed it. What can I say? I think it's kind of brilliant. Ugly, but awesome.

Here's Kelli's dress. It's the treated vacuum bags arranged as a short full pleated skirt. The burnt coffee filters are used as a bodice, with gold tacks in muslin that is used as a waistband. It's really ingenious. I honestly don't know how pretty I think it is, but I do think she was really thinking about how to make the most of the items around her as opposed to merely thinking about how to replace the items that she normally uses.

And, here's Keith's dress. It's made from the same tablecloth that Rayon used. It's a cocktail dress that's full and billowy at the bottom, a little asymmetrical. I really don't find it that interesting though. He loves it though.

Heidi calls out Daniel, Jerry, Korto, Stella, Kelli, and Blayne. That's our top and bottom three. The others leave. They start with Daniel. Austin thought it was very unique. Nina likes it (so that was a good cracking up). Michael thinks that he could have gone further with the silhouette, but he likes the dress.

Michael thinks that Jerry's dress looks like a freaky bridal nurse. He calls it a handiwipe gone wrong. Heidi asks where this would be worn, and he says night out on town. Michael adds, "After she got out of the hospital." Damn, he's merciless. Nina says there's no innovation to the shape or color. Austin doesn't think it's creative.

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