Joanna congratulates Emilio on his win in the last challenge. He says that he liked the attitude in his photo of a little girl named Sophie. He's going to make a shirt dress. Joanna asks him what his headline would be and he says "Sophie's Choice." Heh. Joanna nixes that and says that he needs to remember what Sophie's Choice was really about. OK, I kind of can't stop laughing right now. Maybe the headline could be "Deer Hunter" instead? Or "Cry In The Dark"? Yeah, I like that one. He's just kind of like, "Dude, I'm just playing with the name," but damn that's funny. Josh tells them that he's trying to stay true to the colors in his photo and Joanna warns him against letting it look to arts and crafts. Laura Kathleen generously says that she knows that Josh is better than the work that he is doing right now. Alison tells Uli that the crack folks at USA Today believe that you should be able to feel a design when you look at it. Seeing Uli's design and her photo inspiration, Alison feels that she is on the right track. Joanna warns Kayne of Many Colors that his mix of black lace and red could come off as, and this is I believe a clinical term that she is using, hooker-y. I do all of my Christmas shopping at Hooker-y Farms, so I don't know why the hell she's acting like that's such a bad thing. The British ruin everything.