Chloe says that she thinks the garment that Daniel made for her looks really bad. Kara says that she's really uncomfortable because Santino has glued her into the jumpsuit. The sleeve is coming off of her. Nick says, "The outfit was unfinished, yet again." As Santino is sort of lording over Kara, Daniel says that he was "bullying" her about how she couldn't move. Even Santino kind of admits it. He says he needs Kara to say, "This is what I wanted. I feel amazing in it." This would seem a perfect opportunity for Kara to give Santino a gentle heave-ho, huh? Commercials.
Heidi greets the the judges. The designers are backstage. Heidi reminds Michael, Nina, and guest judge Freddie Leiba (celebrity fashion stylist) that the designers gave each other makeovers. The show begins.
First up is Santino. It looks pretty cool. Great madras slacks with a bright orange and white plaid. I thought the slacks were a bad idea when they were talking about them, but they look great. Over that, Kara has given Santino a light green polo, with a plaid liner that you see at the collar. It's unique and really well made. Underneath the polo, Santino is wearing a long white t-shirt. He has switched his trademark Bear Bryant hat with a new lighter-colored hat. Now, let's talk about Santino's modeling. He does this thing with his arm that looks like he just performed that isometric exercise where you press your arms against a wall and then they just kind of lift by themselves. It's this mannered, float-y kind of stance. He looks like the demon barber of Fleet Street to me right now. Kara likes what she did.
Ay yi yi. Here comes Kara. The jumpsuit is deep purple and ends right below the knee. The sleeves end just above the elbow. The neck is cut really low, below the bust. Kara's hair has been curled and looks really pretty. I guess the jumpsuit is kind of cool, but it is absolutely WRONG for Kara. She would never wear that. He has taken a girl with a lovely figure and dressed her in a metaphorical magnifying glass. You thought your behind needed a little work, Kara? Well, now it looks like you're falling apart. And I'm not criticizing her body. I just think this outfit is, well, a turd. Santino hopes no one notices that the thing is falling apart.













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