Project Runway
Project Runway

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Jay is seen trying to talk Morgan out of her idea. He kind of explains to her that, though she wants a sheer gown with cut-out and "flip-flops," he needs to make sure he isn't eliminated. Morgan interviews that she is "gonna make Jay [her] bitch."

After the girls have gone, the designers share horror stories. Kevin tells Jay that Olga only wants diamonds, and Jay's reply is, "Poor fucking thing." I'm not sure if he means Olga or Kevin, but both are the same sentiment, really -- the sentiment being Kevin's gonna have to make a tacky dress. Jay interviews that the designers all think that the girls are clueless and want "to look like Disney characters" for this challenge. Kevin seems genuinely frightened by Olga. Robert points out that most designers have months to make a wedding gown, and that they have two days. Commercials.

Tim Gunn greets the designers at Mood, a fabric store. Each designer gets $300 and forty-five minutes to shop. "Make it work!" Yes sir!

Austin is going for some far-out prints, because Julia's favorite color is leopard. He picks out a print that has teal in it, and explains to the camera that he is getting it because Julia like leopard. I guess he's going for "close enough."

After an unknown length of time, Robert realizes that the tinted glasses he is wearing are affecting his perception of the fabrics that he is viewing. No lie. He interviews that he designed his ex-wife's wedding gown. I guess that proves that it's bad luck to see the dress before the day of the wedding.

Nora interviews that Melissa wants flowers in her hair and on her hands. She says that it is totally not her, but we still see her ask someone at the fabric store for all the flowers they've got.

Back at the Workshop, Austin laments the short length of time they have to work on their designs. That must be really hard for someone like Austin, who designs such elaborate dresses, with lots of details.

We see Jay trying to reach Morgan on his cell phone. When he finally reaches her, she is rambling that she doesn't want sequins (huh?) on her dress. Jay begs her to let him speak, but she just keeps going. Later, we see him saying that he is worried about this challenge. Then, he goes, "And, now the biggest day of her life -- I'm the one making the fucking dress for it!" It's really funny. He seems to be making fun of the models a little bit, because they are taking this really seriously. Someone needs to remind them that they aren't really getting married. Jay tosses around the idea of sabotaging Morgan, and decides that the best way to do that would be to "make what Nora's making. Morgan, I decided to cover your dress with roses." Nora replies, "This isn't my design. This is Miss Pageant USA's dress."

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