Project Runway
Project Runway

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Jeff Long: B+ | 964 USERS: C+
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Model Clients

Tim seems really perplexed by Nora's design. I don't think he really knows what to say.

Jay explains to Morgan that he had to change her concept. She is surprisingly cool with it. He interviews that he is really hoping Morgan holds it together for the next twenty-four hours.

Olga comes in with her boyfriend, Gustav (kind of cute, kind of bland -- very Russian). Gustav starts to give Kevin some advice about how to bejewel Olga's dress even more extensively than it's already disgustingly splattered with crap. Kevin interviews that he thinks Olga believes she is designing the dress.

Suddenly, more of the girls start coming in with their boyfriends. The guys are a little disappointing, because I'm thinking hot models=hot boyfriends. Not so, in this instance. Rich, Julia's boyfriend, meets Austin. He seems pretty laid-back (read: stoner). Joy brings in her boyfriend, Aaron. With a super-dark tan, a Mickey Mouse t-shirt, and a hand saucily placed on his hip, I'm thinking that if that is Joy's boyfriend, she needs to have a little pow wow with my college girlfriends. Kara Saun interviews that, with the way the models are acting, you'd think they were really getting married. Then, we see Wendy insincerely tell Joy and Liberace what a lovely couple they make.

Austin's dress for Julia is looking a little eccentric; however, on second look, her boyfriend is looking cuter. Wendy looks at it and says, "Stunning." In her interview, she says that she doesn't like it.

Robert is trying to sell Martinique on the lace he has purchased, but she thinks it looks "like an old lady." Kara Saun, from the other side of the Workshop, goes, "That's expensive lace, wasn't it Rob?" Martinique is sold. Immediately, Kara Saun whispers to the camera, "All you have to do is tell them it was expensive and they'll like it. Trick of the trade." Damn, that is fucking impressive. It was like a card trick, the way she made that happen.

Nora bluffs that she is happy the dye she bought wasn't right. Red, she says, is too literal. Whatever gets you through the day, crazy pants. Everyone is worried about finishing his or her dress.

The next morning, Jay says he doesn't know what is going to happen at the elimination. Robert, in his banana hammock underwear, interviews that someone's "going to get left at the aisle [sic] on their [sic] wedding day." Okay, any tiny crush on Robert? Gone. Nipples like garbage-can lids, people. I'm sorry, I'm not making this up. Kara Saun interviews that, though she is taking each challenge one at a time, her big picture is the runway show at Fashion Week.

Project Runway

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