Jillian interviews that there was no "chance in hell" that either she or Victorya would cede leadership of their team freely. That's amazing. Most people are just trying to evade elimination. I think both of these ladies are kind of shrill and humorless, but I stand in great admiration of them for that alone. They're using Jacqueline as their model. They flip a coin and Victorya is the leader. Jillian says TO VICTORYA that she's fine with that, but uncomfortable about their story not being solidified. You see? It's okay to be confrontational as long as there is some sort of real objective. I don't know why I turned into Dr. Phil for this paragraph.

Tim takes the gang to Mood. Mark my words, I've decided to learn how to sew just so I can have a reason to go to Mood. I just WANT to! Does anybody feel me? I know you do. Christian and Chris realize that they need a ton of fabric for their design. Cool. 50 yards of organza, which totally means nothing to me, but it will once I learn to sew.

Back at the workroom, Kit says to Ricky that she doesn't want their design to look like Little House On The Prairie. Hmm. Well, first I would say, "Nelly Olsen or Laura?" Because, Nelly's fine. She was fancy. But I don't think that's what she's seeing. This worries me, because she should have seen this in her sketch or before she left Mood. Right? Ricky, while working, says that the dress is "some serious drama. It's the girl in me and the bitch in you." Seriously, that stupid fucking joke is so 1995 I could chew up my goddamn Oasis CD and vomit it on Ricky and his entire hat collection. Yes, Ricky, there's a girl in you. Enjoy her. But every girl doesn't like being called a bitch. Maybe Kit does...but I doubt it. Sorry, he could cure cancer right now and I'd probably be totally offended.

Christian tells Chris that, if he were a diva, his name would be "Ferosh." Their design is going to have a giant neckpiece and Chris says that he's trying to build a cell phone tower, so they can call out. Sweet P asks if it can take them to Elisa's planet, and Chris says Elisa left him the instructions. Aw, don't you miss Elisa?