When Kayne of Many Colors is pitching, he says that he loves color and attributes it to his being from the South. I've said before that me no like-y when people are coy about being from the South. This is no exception. I think even he realizes that it's kind of corny as it's leaving his mouth. Vincent tells Mehmet that he hears that grey is "going to take the place of brown." What he doesn't tell Mehmet is that, in his world, there is a war being waged. The future of the universe is at stake. The warriors? Crayons -- Craysaders, one might say. Mehmet, though fat of head and souled of patch, knows crazy when he sees it.
Angela tells Mehmet that her inspiration was the Empire State Building. She wants to translate it into her outfit. Hey, hey -- looks like someone caught a little of Season One at the ashram.
Mehmet announces the team leaders. First, is Robert "Dark Victory" Best. Next, he chooses Bonnie, who he says seems to really understand the INC customer. Third is Keith, who gets kudos for the colors that he chose as well as for his presentation. Finally, he chooses Angela. Okay, we can do this. Angela seems really happy. She's glowing. She interviews that this is a really big deal for her. Mehmet tells her that he loved that her inspiration was the Empire State Building. Michael is standing next to Angela when she is chosen and can't really hide how surprised he is. He says as much in his interview. It's pretty funny. Kayne of Many Colors says, "She hasn't really shown other people her great talent yet." In other words, "Bless her heart."
Jeffrey interviews that he is afraid that Angela might pick him to be on her team. Even more than working on a design he doesn't like, he hates working for people that he doesn't like. Well, life is going to be hard for you, Jeffrey, since everyone else is such a selloutphonyyuppiescum, huh? Poor guy. It's gotta suck being so much fucking cooler than everyone else.
At Parsons, it's designer-pickin' time. Tim chooses giant buttons from the lovely black velvet bag to see who will choose a team member first. It's Angela. Her pact with the devil really appears to be working out for her. I might have to get me one of those. Jeffrey reiterates that he doesn't want to be on Angela's team. It's just now that I see that Jeffrey appears to have shaved strips into his right eyebrow. I guess it could be some weird scar, but it looks like he shaved them. The mannequins are like, "Bitch is lucky we don't have arms. We'd slap the eyebrows he does have clean off his stupid poseur head." Hey, Angela Chase, you're fucking thirty-six years old. Get over your shit! Really, though, doesn't that seem juvenile? Again, maybe it's a scar, but you know it isn't. It's too perfect. You know he shaves his eyebrows.