Tim asks Alison how she felt about her elimination. She liked her outfit before it was on the model. Michael Kors tells her that she should have been able to stand back and make adjustments, once she realized that her model was so portly.
Laura asks them if they feel like they made any mistakes in judging. Michael's quick with a "No." He has time to let it sink in, so he has no regrets. Then Heidi shows a clip of a fire alarm going off in the middle of a runway judging. Zac Posen is NOT pleased.
Then there's the weirdest sequence of models fainting. Amanda apparently swooned every time she was in the bottom three. "You have that a lot," says Heidi to Amanda during one of her spells. "Why do you have that a lot?" she whispers. That's funny.
And, uh, ew. There's a clip of Jeffrey farting. They're backstage, so you just hear it. Vincent's all, "Who did that?" And Jeffrey says, "It's my work." I'd agree that it's quite similar to a lot of his work. But who thought we would hear juicy farting on a fucking fashion reality show. I want to vomit. Jeffrey at least seems a little embarrassed.
America finds Vincent to be the biggest drama queen or king. With ANGELA in second. Keith? No, he's third. Man, Angela has not rubbed America the right way. We are a genie that will remain in the bottle.
The four finalists are gone, and Heidi asks for predictions. Bonnie says Uli, Robert says Laura, Katie says Michael, Alison says Jeffrey and Michael, KoMC says Michael and Laura, Keith thinks Jeffrey is the most innovative but he likes Uli too, Angela says some shit about whoever responds best to pressure, and Vincent doesn't know who's going to win.
Next, we see a clip of designers from previous seasons. Jay thinks Michael's going to win because he was the gay white one, Chloe was the Asian immigrant, and so they have to go with the black guy now? Oh, Jay, you are so damn edgy. It just won't stop. Chloe wants Michael to win. Kara Janx likes Uli, and so does cutie Daniel Vosovic. Daniel Franco thinks Laura is the winner. ... Robert Plotkin, what a blast from the past. Damn, he's looking good. He thinks that Daniel Franco's going to win. That's funny.
Heidi thanks everyone and says "auf wiedersehen" to the camera. Does that mean we've been auf'd?