Christian comes out to a lot of applause. He sounds nervous. He thanks everyone for coming and tells them all that they look "fierce." Of course they do. The first girl comes out. She's wearing a full skirt of feathers and a long-sleeved high-necked leather/vinyl top. She's also sporting a wide-brimmed hat. It's making a big statement. Next we have a skinny black pant and a voluminous belted top with a lot of ruffles around the neck. There's a ton of detailing happening on the top, but you can't really see it due to it being black.

Christian says that Victoria Beckham is a style icon of his. Jesus. The next look is a skinny black pant with a black jacket with different detailing, same-ish proportions. Still can't really tell you what the detailing is. Christian says that the clothes in his collection were very him, as well as the showmanship. The next look is a...skinny black pant and a black top. This is also voluminous around the neck with lots of ruffles. The sleeves are transparent and full at the upper arm and fitted cuffs below the elbow. Also belted. I don't mean to sound like the stuff's not good, but we're seeing a lot of the skinny black pant and the voluminous top, which will be the name of my first children's book.

Christian gets applause for the next look. It's a skinny black pant and a fitted black blouse with a voluminous flowing black jacket. It's made of layers and layers of flowing fabric and is really dramatic and gorgeous. I have to say, too, all of the skinny pants fit real nice.

There's more applause for the next look. It's a skinny black pant with a fitted black jacket and an off-white neckpiece that is made of many layers of white organza or something similar. It's topped with a very wide-brimmed hat. It's perfect for the girl who wants to disguise herself. No one will see your face in this. Again, though, very dramatic and, if not wearable, beautiful. Here's an off-white fitted blouse! Lots of pleating detail and it has a seam at the center, which is interesting. It's paired with loose black slacks. He was really mixing it up there.

Next is a short red with short sleeves that is belted at the waist. Under the tunic, off-white organza sleeves come forth. Looks great. Here's a soft pink slack and an incredibly full, ruffled blouse. Looks a little bit like the pirate shirt on Seinfeld, but different strokes.