Project Runway
Project Runway

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Jeff Long: B- | 71 USERS: B-
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All About Heidi

Richard's look is next. What is happening? Y'all, I have no freaking clue what he was thinking. He has this sequin fabric (that I think Ivy used once during the last All-Stars season -- the '20s challenge?) and he has cut it on the bias, then attached below the knee a panel that is cut differently. That's ugly. Also, he has a HUGE ruffle of black on the backside. It's out of control. He says that he wants to gag when he sees the dress. I mean, how far this guy just fell. It's a disaster. Michelle says, out loud, that it looks like she has a tail. Luckily, I don't think he can hear her. He thinks that his girl looks like an exotic chicken. Really, I'm not even sure you could say this is exotic.

Layana and Kate's dress is next and it is hella sexy. It's a long flowing black skirt with a super-structured corset. The pink is covered with black chiffon, so nothing looks that girly, stupid Layana. Kate is incredibly happy with it and says that it came out just like she wanted. Kate says that she's tearing up, she's so excited.

Stanley's dress is next. It's gold sequins and short. At the bust there's back silk that makes one shoulder. Then, there's a long panel of black hanging on that shoulder. He likes the dress, but wishes he hadn't styled the girl with what looks like legit six giant gold chains. It's out of control. Samantha thinks that Dream Team will triumph.

Michelle's dress is first. It's a really short black dress that has a sort of unfitted silhouette. At the shoulders, there are leather and studs. Michelle really likes how it turned out, especially the hem length, but I think there's something a little off about the neckline. Like, it's too constrictive around the neckline or something like that.

Matt's dress is next. It's a black strapless dress that is kind of baggy at the bust. Also, extending from the belt is a strip that travels up the bust and connects to a collar. It's hideous. Matt hates it too. Well, at least he has the good sense to hate the thing.

Here's Cindy look. Yikes. It's pink with this insanely low keyhole cut-out. So, it's got this crazy cut-out but is essentially baggy everywhere. It's like an old lady dress that somehow just got torn in the front. Cindy is very happy with it, but that's OK. I'm not sure that this is her gig.

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