Project Runway
Project Runway

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Jeff Long: A | 602 USERS: C+
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Josh Is A Jerk

Meanwhile, Anthony thinks that Laura is losing her mind. She does seem a bit frazzled. She interviews that going to Fashion Week has been a dream of her since she was 13-years old. Then, she gets emotional and it looks like she doesn't like it. The mannequins are like, "Watching someone try not to cry is the easiest way to make me cry. Well, a headless, tear-ductless cry." She says that being so close makes her emotions take over.

It's the day of the show! Kimberly says that she's scrapping her pants and making a skirt. Becky seems surprised in a passive-aggressive way. Kim interviews with a laugh that she has a lot of work to get done. Even though this is high pressure, she's acting a lot cooler than she did during the last challenge. Anya says that she's pushing herself really hard. Bert says that he's having to fix the Boss Lady's mistakes. Tim comes in and presents the models. Viktor has an easy time getting his stuff together. He interviews that he and Josh should go to Fashion Week. The girls can fight it out for the third spot. Laura cuts a skirt in the last moments. Bryce jokes to Becky that Josh said something about having a "studying process." Josh and his words.

Hair and make-up happens and I'm still hot for this make-up dude. Laura thinks that Kim's designs look like goiters on the legs. Josh doesn't think that Anya's work has promise. He too thinks that he and Viktor will go to Fashion Week. Bert makes a joke that one of Josh's looks resembles a majorette, which is the best thing I've thought about his work all season. Kimberly, who is an excellent judge of her work, notices some imperfections. It seems like Laura is a little pissed at some of the fitting that Anthony did. Anya has a hard time getting her dress on her model. It takes a lot of situating. Tim thinks that it will need instructions if made commercially.

On the runway, Heidi greets everyone. She introduces the judges, including the lovely Zoe Saldana, who enters via the runway. I wonder if that was a stipulation from her publicist. Well, she looks fantastic.

The show begins with Josh's looks. First is a short white dress, with black netting at the neck. There's a cut-out on the back and it's really cute. Next is the majorette with a little vest. Josh knows it too, but the thing is too big. It makes the girl look big. He says, "Fake it 'til you make it," which I think is the total theme for his behavior this season. The guy is reasonably talented, but makes you second guess him because he has such a need to work defensively. It makes you wonder what's missing in him as a designer. Anyway, his third look is this silver gown over a tank. There's a plastic belt on one side of the gown and the other side drapes off of the shoulder revealing the tank. That plastic belt is busted. I hate it. The draping is really nice though. Josh loves it. The looks are diverse yet cohesive.

Project Runway

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