Project Runway
Project Runway

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What A Girl Wants

Next is Victorya's dress. It's an electric blue dress with a panel-less halter neck. The hem ends several inches above the knee and has a bubble shape. This dress is very very Serena vander Woodsen, and I mean that in a very good way. There is a V-shape at the neck that is covered in multi-colored jewel pieces. It's so cute. It's the perfect dress for a girl that age. Cute and young, but sexy enough to make the girl like it. Jessica gives a dorky peace sign at the end of the runway that almost makes me take all of that back. Victorya says that she would wear that dress.

Here's Chris's dress and, geez, not to pick on these girls, but...is modeling really this hard? Krista is charging down the runway like a linebacker. I'm assuming linebackers charge, but you get the picture. His dress is a floor-length green satin dress. It's basic shape is a wrap, with two thin straps at the shoulder. There's a plunging, though tasteful, neckline. At the bottom of the neckline is where the two sides of the dress meet and it's knotted. There's a long sash that's created by the tie. Also, the tie creates pleating along the bust and waist, pulling everything in. It's very flattering on Krista, except when she walks down a runway. There's a thigh-high slit that's really fun and cute. This is a pretty dress. Chris loves it. The back has a train that's connected to the rest of the dress with a metal circle. Interesting.

Next is Kevin's dress, on Tizi. It's a bright red halter dress with a short skirt. There's a lot of pleating in the skirt and Tizi appears to be filling out those pleats. I don't recall her being an especially zaftig girl, so I think this is a fault of the dress. And the hair and makeup make her appear to be a whore. An old whore. And I'm no hem expert, but that hem looks pretty bad. Why, Kevin?

Next is Jillian's dress, worn by Erika. It's a blue-green satin dress with spaghetti straps. There are different panels of different shades of blue-green over the bust, giving it a butterfly effect. Ha! Anyway, it doesn't look very good. The dress looks incredibly well made and moves nicely, but it doesn't fit Erika properly. It makes her look flatchested. And there are panels along the bodice that start at the bust and extend over the hips that make the girl look kind of hippy. And I don't think she is. Jillian is happy with the dress.

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