Project Runway

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Jeff Long: B+ | 1033 USERS: C+
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That means the last team is Ivy and Cute Michael. Cutie does a little Beyoncé dance in celebration and Ivy just lets out a shrill little laugh. Then. Then, she interviews that Cute Michael's "construction level" may not be equal to hers. OK, in this circumstance, maybe she has reason to be concerned about that, considering he has to, uh, construct her garment. That said, it's time to fill you all in on a little something. I don't know how closely you watch this show. If, like me, you watch it VERY closely, you become a little, I don't know, irrational about your feelings about certain people on said show. I'm not sure if I'm right or wrong, but I'm willing to say right now that, because of Ivy's little display right then, I consider her to be one of the three or four WORST people I have to think about during this part of my life. Because, I feel very strongly that Cute Michael is some sort of angel. Just passing that out there. Am I making myself perfectly crazily clear?

Tim tells everyone that the designer is responsible for how the sample maker creates the work. Then, everyone skedadles. Ivy asks Cutie, on a scale of 1 to 10, how comfortable he is making pants. He's a 2. OK. April and Christopher are on fire. He interviews that April knows her shiz, and they're going to be a great team.

Then, we have the naked display of Other Michael and Mondo. Other tells Mondo that he's not a fast sewer and he only drapes -- no patterns. Mondo replies that he's not psyched about this partnership because Other's construction is shitty and he has immunity. Other just shrugs. However, he interviews that he's not banking on his immunity and wants to show that he can do outstanding work.

Andy interviews that he's worried about Valerie because he isn't sure if she's worked with swimwear very much. She's right there, why don't you just ask her? Of course, she interviews that he asked her if she did swimwear and she was all, "Um, sure, OF COURSE," like a liar. So maybe he should be worried. Cute Michael's guns are killing me. Seriously, he's so cute, y'all. I hate myself right now. Ivy's trying to freak the shit out of everything, and he tells her that they should just be calm. Mondo is acting like an asshole. He's throwing tape measures and babies and chairs. Because he doesn't sketch, Other is having to take notes and listen very carefully. I don't know, maybe he's an idiot, but he's trying really hard right now. Mondo says something about not believing that Other doesn't have a ruler, and he just laughs in response. Casanova feels that Gretchen thinks that he's retarded because, due to their language barriers, she made really LARGE sketches to communicate her designs to him. He tells us that there's nothing wrong with his eyes. Actually, they don't open very wide.

Project Runway

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