Project Runway
Project Runway

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Jeff Long: A- | 667 USERS: C+
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Here's Christian working with Kerry. He interviews that she gave him a ton of stipulations. They are as follows: no prints, no colors, no dresses, no skirts, no arms showing. She wears jeans and a black top every day. Ouch. Christian says he is very scared because Kerry doesn't like anything. Christian doesn't really appear to have a soul to me sometimes. ...All the time. He coolly tells Kerry that they'll be fine.

Steven is fucked. He clearly has no idea what to do with this wedding dress, and this is before he has said a single word. Sitting with Laura, he just kind of describes the dress. Like, "Buttons." And "Here's a zipper." He's lost his words. Poor Steven. It's hard too, because even if a woman is looking much different and better, you can't really tell her that her wedding dress is a disaster. Steven is having problems creating an everyday piece out of white polyester satin that's sequined and beaded and covered in acetate lace. Understandable. Laura says she wishes him well, and he laughs that he will indeed need her well wishes.

Once the models are gone, Time reenters and informs them that they will have ten dollars for extra supplies at Mood. Steven still looks like he doesn't have a clue. I understand that none of this is easy, but come on! Maybe the dress could line something and you could repurpose the sequins, beads, and lace? It doesn't just have to be a different white dress.

At Mood, Steven still seems like a wreck. Jillian decides to make a dress of a fabric identical to the outfit of her client, rather than using the actual raw material for her outfit. Hmm. Tim tells Steven that he thinks he has the biggest challenge, and Steven agrees. He says that he plans on using the wedding dress mostly as trim for a whole other dress. Again, hmm. Steven decides to make a dress of black stretch fabric, with the white trim. He doesn't seem very sure of what he's doing, and neither am I.

Back at the workroom, we see Jack working. He interviews that he has a very clear idea of what he wants to do with Sylvia, but his lip is really becoming an issue. He seems totally fine in his interview. I'm guessing these interview spots were completed post-healing of pimple/staph invasion? Sweet P approaches him quietly and asks him if he's in pain. Oh my God, it's so hugely swollen. ...His face! He is very committed to this process. I don't consider myself that much of a baby or anything, but I would be sprinting to the ER if my face were swelling like that. Jack doesn't really answer Sweet P. He just tells her that the treatment for a staph infection is really intensive, and he thinks he would have to leave the show to get it. Sweet P interviews that his mouth looks horrible. She thinks it's kind of scary.

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