Project Runway
Project Runway

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Jeff Long: B+ | 756 USERS: C+
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How Much Is That Doggie On That Dress?

Julie tells us that she is always feeling like she's up shit creek. Josh C. feels the same way, because there's not a lot of stuff glued to his outfit. Also, we hear how Josh M. really loves his energy and thinks that he's great and all that. It's very sweet. Everyone else feels that Bryce is up shit creek. Because his skirt looks like a bunch of pee pads sewn together.

The next day, everybody gets to work. Anthony has decided that the grass he was going to use as his skirt is too "hula," so he's going to cover his entire skirt with birdseed. That seems really difficult, no? What a stupid thing to type. Of course it's very difficult. Anya says she is not even close to finishing.

Tim comes back. Josh M.'s changes to his original design really impress Tim. He tells them that they have two hours before the fashion show begins. In hair and makeup, Olivier instructs the artist to apply wood shavings to his model's eyebrows. The model seems completely psyched but everyone else thinks it's the worst idea ever, though they don't say it. Everyone scrambles to get it together and they manage to make their way to the runway in record time!

On the runway, Heidi is looking seriously awesome. She introduces Michael, Nina and guest judge Stacey Bendet, who started Alice + Olivia. She looks like Judy Tenuta. This is not something that is bad. The show begins with Danielle's look. She used rope dog toys and pee pads to make a skirt and a rope top. It's pretty cool. It all seems to fit really well. I feel like the silhouette of the top could be a little bit cooler. It's very symmetrical, which seems odd given the construction and materials.

Fallene's look is next. She made a strapless dress with a dog bed and aquarium seaweed. It's cute. There are all of these orange pieces glued to the skirt and I really like the texture. She says that she recognizes that her look isn't the most interesting on the runway, but she still likes it.

Anthony's look is next and it looks fantastic. He's happy that it looks as expensive as it does. The dress is belted in the middle, the neckline has sunflower seeds and it melts into birdseed, which covers the rest of the dress. Bert's look is next. Snooze. He used a dog bed and bird cage netting to make a black dress with a lace overlay at the neckline and along the back. It's really dated and not cute at all. I'm recalibrating. He's happy with it.

Project Runway

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