Jonathan says that he wanted to make something fun. Michael thinks it's maybe too short. Jessica agrees -- one big step and we might be seeing a butt cheek. Michael thinks that the back of the dress looks effortless while the front looks chaotic. He explains that this was his third dress. They're all stunned. Nina thinks that the color palette makes the girl look waxy. Hmm, Tim liked the color palette. I think a reel of Tim/judge contradictions is begging to be compiled, pronto. Anyway, Nina says that the colors won't photograph well.
The designers leave the stage while the judges confer. They start with Seth Aaron. Heidi thinks it was boring. Nina thought it looked funereal. Jessica says that Heidi has an insane body and everyone should see that. I think that she just embarrassed everyone. Heidi explains the Anthony/Maya situation. Jessica says that this is a tough show, but nothing like the real world. I say this as a person who can veer perilously close to cynical, nay bitter, at times when it comes to this sort of thing/person. I'd really like to know what working in studio films since she was a child, but not required to be good at all, what the fuck Jessica Alba knows about the real life for fashion designers or even fucking actors for that matter. I get a little annoyed when people fling around the "real world" talk unless it includes discussion of the best model of hot tub, but this is most egregious. Michael thinks that the dress was gorgeous. Nina loved it. Jessica loved it too and wants to borrow it.
Heidi doesn't know what went wrong with Jonathan's dress. I'll tell you what went wrong! You opened your stupid mouth before he was finished and insulted his textile and that's what happened. You may not have liked what he was going to do, but I doubt he'd be in this situation if he'd made the first dress he was making. Of course, that's his fault, but you can't blame him completely. He's a smart guy who wants to make it to Bryant Park. He's thinking, "OK, it seems that you are not liking what my instincts produce, so why don't I try to create what you're asking for?" And, here we are. Michael thinks that the dress looks really bad. They all hated the color. Heidi thinks it looked amateurish.