Tim enters and asks everyone how they're doing. Emilio says they are "stressed" for time. Anthony tells Tim that he got home at 2:35 and was up at 5. What was he doing for an hour and a half instead of sleeping? I'd have swan dived into my bed. Tim asks him if he's going to be able to finish, then insists that he has to finish. Tim tells them to work like there's no tomorrow, because for one unlucky SOB, there won't be.
Tim sends in the models and it's hair and make-up and mayhem. Emilio thinks that Seth Aaron's look is neither Heidi nor red carpet. Mila feels confident about her dress. Jonathan thinks that her dress fits poorly. And, it's runway time. Jonathan says that his work for this challenge is different, so perhaps the judges will like it for once.
Heidi greets the designers on the runway. She says that one day you're in and the next you're out, then laughs that maybe you're in again the following day. She introduces Michael, Nina and a surprise guest judge. It's "internationally known actress and style icon" Jessica Alba. Hey guys, Jessica Alba is a style icon. Did you know that? Tuck that information away for safekeeping. Jessica Alba, not content to sit beside Nina, enters from backstage. She's really gawky and earnest and as she says that she's happy to be on the show. OK, I think she's completely talentless (with the exception of being able to wipe the screen with Ashton Kutcher in Valentine's Day, but low-hanging fruit and all that), but she's goddamn pretty, that Jessica Alba.
The first dress out is Jay's. It's a short dress of grey. It's strapless, with that seashell thing I mentioned from before. The skirt is interesting. There are all of these vertical gill-shaped pleat things. They create a lot of volume in the hip/ass region. So, Jay did not listen to what Heidi was saying. I understand he just thinks this is a cool silhouette, but does he want to stay on the show? They're gonna hate this! Jay says that he can't help it, he likes to exaggerate booties. He cannot lie, he likes big butts.








