Cosmo Assistant's Quiz, Question #11: While you are at work, your boss is:
a) Lolling around strange towns still in his pajamas.
b) Ignoring your undeniable multitasking abilities in favor of the singular task of ogling naked ladies.
c) Creating a general sense of consternation with both superiors and hotel staff alike and ensuring the enduring presence of what could only be termed "a ruckus."
d) All of the above.

Jerk alert!

Opening credits. Except they're not credits at all, because the only names mentioned are Ben Affleck's and the fake, Andrew Ridgely-esque partner who Ben and his publicist cooked up so there's a Blame Decoy when the axe falls. Because that's just what happens to your opening credits when the real star of your show is math.