Previously on Six Feet Under And Then Six Feet Back Up Again: Ned, dead girl, can't touch, sad aunts, Olive, Emerson, opening credits.
While a group of un-tortured young boys who do not have the power to raise the dead play a rousing game of kickball, young Ned sits by a tree a fair margin away from them. The authoritative narrator British-ly informs us that Ned was lonely and unable to make friends at his school for boys, so he often found himself playing alone. By way of example, young Ned throws an orange ball against the tree several times, until he misses the tree by a wide margin and the ball goes sailing off. The narrator (though, due to his amazingly British-osity, should perhaps be known as The Narratour, adding an Anglo "ou") informs us, "What young Ned did not realize was that beyond the meadow and under the same orange sky, someone he loved was remembering him." But who might love Young Ned? His girlfriend is out of reach, his classmates won't let him play kickball, and he accidentally killed his mom...twice. Maybe we need to widen our search to be a little more inter-species.
Sure enough, Digby the dog sits on the front porch of the house in Coeur d'Coeur, as The Narratour catches us up: "Three days prior, Digby had made a decision." I do like this show's ability to be quirky without crossing the fine line into annoying, with small touches such as the implication that Digby is making thoughtful, rational decisions and possesses the freedom of self-determination. Like how my cat "decides" to stare and meow at a blank patch of wall in my apartment for hours, rather than his merely being compelled to do so because he has a brain the size of an almond. Hang out with a pet long enough and, like with Digby, you'll believe that they can be lonely/amused/in love with a patch of wall/etc. Anyway, Digby takes off running, "guided by the compass of his heart." This is a beautiful sentiment, even if I'm having trouble understanding why this translates into Digby pulling a fire alarm and causing the arrival of a fire truck. I guess Digby understands the concept of loneliness, but not the concept of wasting the valuable tax dollars of all of Coeur d'Coeur's residents. I hope he finds Young Ned soon, or we'll cut to Digby calling the police to report fake crimes, putting hazardous materials into the local mailboxes, and otherwise creating a public nuisance in the name of canine loneliness.
Holding Young Ned's orange ball in his mouth, Digby runs onto the meadow of Young Ned's school, and the two begin running toward each other in slow motion. But when they reach one another, we watch them remember that they are not allowed to touch or the zombie-fied Digby will once again die. In fact, The Narratour tells it like it is: "They could not touch, or Digby would die." And I have no qualms about watching this adorable little sequence, but isn't this kind of a retread of information we already know? How granular are we getting in our recapping here? Are we about to learn the dictionary definition of "pie"? I don't want to tell this show how to do its job, but if people aren't on board with the central concept by Episode Four, those people are never going to stop watching America's Next Top Model.