As Lance and Romey pose for photos with the gaggle o' lesbians, Stuart, and Vince, Lisa tells Stuart that a date's been set for the wedding. "Blimey, another party. I've never been so busy," Vince jokes. "Thing is," Romey says awkwardly, "we're keeping it small...it's sort of private." Lisa pulls no punches: "You're not invited." With the roll of film finished, the group breaks up and Lance tells it like it is: "I mean, no offense, but if you lot come to the registry office and someone from the Home Office turns up, it's all going to look a bit gay, isn't it? Last thing we need." He turns to the lesbian in charge of photography and tells her to load another roll of film while he and Romey change clothes for more pictures. After Romey and Lance wander off, Lisa turns her attention to Stuart. "Lance was looking at [Alfred's] birth certificate this morning. Nice blank space where the father's name goes. That makes adoption so much easier," she says pointedly, with no lack of amusement. "Didn't you put your name down?" Vince asks Stuart incredulously. "He didn't want to," Lisa answers on his behalf, as Stuart looks peeved. "Too much responsibility. Like you said, Stuart, no harm in leaving it blank -- what could possibly go wrong?" she asks, twisting the knife. "Fuck you," Stuart retorts. "Ooh, nice comeback," Lisa laughs. Is it just me, or does it seem like it's just too easy for Lisa to smack down Stuart these days? Anyway. Sandra calls out to Vince that there's someone at the door for him, that someone being Janice. He tells her to come in and have a drink, but she insists that she's just dropping off his present, as she knows Nathan won't want her around. Handing Vince the gift, she tells him it's a token of thanks for looking after Nathan. "Not long till his birthday," Janice muses. "Sixteen, he'll be able to live anywhere. How'm I going to find him then?" she frets. Uh, follow the stench of smartass, Janice.
Inside the party, Alexander's back on the microphone. "Right, shut your noise! Bit of hush!" he directs the crowd, telling Vince it's time to open his presents. "And if anyone's got him a Jeff Stryker cock and balls, you're getting booted out, cos that is so unoriginal," Alexander dictates in his own inimitable style. Someone give this guy a spin-off! Vince sits in the middle of the assembled crowd, with a lot of unwrapped packages surrounding him. As he stares quizzically at the videotape he's just unwrapped, Alexander tells him it contains every episode of Saved by the Bell in which Zack takes his shirt off, and that it took him four years to make the tape. "What's Saved by the Bell?" Lisa asks. "Lesbians!" Alexander fumes in mock exasperation. (For "lesbians," also read, "those fortunate enough not to know Kelly Kapowski from Rae Dawn Chong.") Vince holds a small, gold box with a bow on top, which Cameron says is from him. "You've given me a present," Vince protests. "That was to throw you off the scent," Cameron says, smiling. Vince opens the box, inside of which is a set of car keys. "Oh my GOD!" Vince exclaims, trying his best to seem genuinely shocked. Cameron's face falls as soon as he witnesses this faux surprise reaction, and he immediately shoots a dirty look at Stuart, who's grinning like a Cheshire cat. As the guests express their very real surprise, they all head downstairs and outside to see the car in question -- all except Stuart, who stays behind in the flat.