The alley behind Babylon. Kip walks through and Justin calls out to stop him. "Oh, it's you again," Kip snorts, adding, "You don't give up easily, do you?" You have no idea, pal. Justin replies, "Do you want me to?" Kip chuckles, and asks whether Justin really has seen him around; Justin says that he saw him with "that guy, Brian." Kip's startled, and asks how Justin knows Brian. Justin, rolling his eyes: "Everybody knows Brian Kinney. He's a real asshole." Truer words, people. Never spoken. Except maybe, "Never fight a land war in Asia." I bet you Jed Bartlet would never try to fight a land war in Asia. Justin continues, "He's always coming onto you, acting like he likes you; really all he cares about is getting laid." Which brings up an interesting question -- why haven't people started to see Brian coming? So to speak. I would have thought Mr. Kinney would have been a household name by now. Kip leans against the wall and asks, "How do you know him? Did he break your heart?" Ouch. Justin forces a laugh and shakes his head: "Fuck, no! I'd never fall for his shit." Well, yeah, now. And then leaning in close, Justin asks, "Besides, he's not my type. Is he yours?" Kip snorts, "What, are you kidding? So...what is your type?" Justin kisses Kip passionately, and then pulls away just far enough for Kip to have to go in after him.
Emmett's bedroom. Emmett's moving on top of Heather, making weird grunting noises. Oh my God! They're having sex. In his head, he's hearing Ty and the other Lighters chant, "You can do it. You can do it. You can do it!" Heather's sort of lying there -- not looking at him, not touching him, and hoping that it will be all over soon. Emmett finally rolls off her, and there they are, both naked as jaybirds. They hurriedly pull the covers up. And, no, Emmett's not wearing a condom, so that little trip to the clinic didn't teach him everything, now did it? Hello? Babies are permanent, too. And odds are, Heather's not on the Pill. More awkward chatter: