Brian's sister's a Bad Canadian Actress. ["I was about to defend Canadian actors, but I know what you mean, and you're right -- you really can spot 'em a mile away." -- Wing Chun] She's also got two Brat Kids from Hell. They fight and bicker around Brian's expensive apartment. The kids break something, and Brian's sister screams, "I told you two to behave!" The kids start calling each other "homo" and "faggot" and no parental authority figure does anything to stop it or reprimand them. Hate starts in the home, y'all. Brian tells the kids to sit down and shut up. He threatens to ruin their testicles. Brian's sister bitches and moans about all the stuff she does for their mother. Mom doesn't appreciate that Brian's sister drives Mom around and keeps her company. One of the brats picks up Brian's pack of cigarettes and pretends to smoke one. Brian suggests that his sister kills their mom. The sister gives a badly acted eye-roll. Brian says that she wouldn't be convicted by any jury since they all have mothers of their own. Brian's sister says she's got a better idea: Brian can take care of Mom for a while. Apparently, Mom's drinking has gotten worse since "Daddy" died. Brian's sister tells Brian to drive Mom to church, the store, to get her hair done. "Fuck that shit," Brian says, ignoring the fact that there are children present. They just giggle at the potty mouth until Brian's sister slaps one on the back and shouts, "Shut up!" She yells at Brian that she can't just be stuck with their mother. She slips back into her Canadian accent to tell Brian that he's always gotten off "scot-free." She tells Brian to help her out, and threatens to dump Mom off into his permanent care. Bad Canadian Actress snarfs and collects her savage kids. She yells and snaps at them as they moan. How hard is it to act like a whining kid? These kids are struggling with it, though. I think the older one just stole one of Brian's salt shakers.